There's no way you guys keep this on the rails

Started by bayonetbrant, October 23, 2015, 08:21:41 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages1 2 3 4
User actions

bayonetbrant

October 23, 2015, 08:21:41 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Centurion40

#1
October 23, 2015, 08:30:17 AM
"That's no moon!"

or

"Sorry about the mess"
Any time is a good time for pie.

undercovergeek

#2
October 23, 2015, 08:34:56 AM
'i am your father'   :o

bayonetbrant

#3
October 23, 2015, 08:41:13 AM
Over at Facebook, they're a riot...

Quote"They scare easily. But they'll be back soon. And in greater numbers."

Quote"Judge me by my size, do you?"

Quote"you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"

QuoteAnd I thought they smelled bad on the outside

QuoteNot Bad For A Little Furball


and of course...
Quote"...it's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#4
October 23, 2015, 08:41:46 AM
"What an incredible smell you've discovered!"

Cyrano

#5
October 23, 2015, 08:43:27 AM
"No.  Do or do not.  There is no try."
Sergeant at Arms of La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

One mustachioed, cigar-chomping, bespectacled deity, entirely at your service.

You didn't know? My Corps has already sailed to Berlin. We got there 3 days ago and we've been in the Tiergarten on the piss ever since. -- Marshal Soult, October 1806

Barthheart

#6
October 23, 2015, 08:46:37 AM
"Ah yes, ah yes. Nubian. We have lots of that"

mirth

#7
October 23, 2015, 08:46:55 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#8
October 23, 2015, 08:49:22 AM
Heard in the hallway of a Thai hotel:


"Great kid! Don't get cocky!"
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

undercovergeek

#9
October 23, 2015, 08:51:22 AM
any chewie outburst is Mirths cum noise

mirth

#10
October 23, 2015, 08:52:14 AM
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!"
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#11
October 23, 2015, 08:53:06 AM
"That is why you fail"
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12
October 23, 2015, 08:54:26 AM
"Never tell me the odds!"
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#13
October 23, 2015, 08:54:54 AM
"Meesa sorry"
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#14
October 23, 2015, 08:56:21 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
Print
Go Up Pages1 2 3 4
User actions