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mirth

#2400
September 18, 2013, 06:23:14 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#2401
September 18, 2013, 07:31:11 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 18, 2013, 06:22:30 PM


Evolution seems to have misfired there.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#2402
September 18, 2013, 09:25:52 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#2403
September 18, 2013, 10:12:01 PM
nice!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#2404
September 19, 2013, 02:40:46 AM
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bob48

#2405
September 19, 2013, 07:25:06 AM
Der langsamkrieg?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

JasonPratt

#2406
September 19, 2013, 07:48:18 AM
^^ Needs 100% more flame shooting out from the legs.
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bayonetbrant

#2407
September 19, 2013, 08:06:18 AM
Quote from: bob48 on September 19, 2013, 07:25:06 AM
Der langsamkrieg?

it's a metaphor for the Eastern Front in '43
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Centurion40

#2408
September 19, 2013, 12:57:02 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on September 19, 2013, 07:48:18 AM
^^ Needs 100% more flame shooting out from the legs.

And Godzilla!!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Barthheart

#2409
September 19, 2013, 01:30:15 PM

Windigo

#2410
September 19, 2013, 02:32:35 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on September 19, 2013, 07:48:18 AM
^^ Needs 100% more flame shooting out from the legs.

only on start-up
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Windigo

#2412
September 19, 2013, 04:09:07 PM
I briefly dated a woman who knew her best assets were her 'girls'. I dated her three times and each time they were proudly on display with the best bra tech that money could buy. Sadly when they were set free from their bondage they lost alot of allure.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bob48

#2413
September 19, 2013, 04:10:10 PM
That must have been a bit of a let down for you.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

DoctorQuest

#2414
September 19, 2013, 04:11:05 PM
^Gravity sux.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.
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