More Pix For A Laugh

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Quote from: Barthheart on December 02, 2013, 09:08:34 AM
One fer LB....



And still, he bangs Mera and you're stuck with internet jokes  8)

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Quote from: Barthheart on December 02, 2013, 09:43:48 AM


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Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 02, 2013, 08:50:54 AMFind & replace!

Duh; but I meant replacing with a carriage return. Fortunately I found the special character operation thingy in Word.


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Quote from: Barthheart on December 02, 2013, 01:59:05 PM


That looks Photoshopped. The guy holding the wands up and crossed is showing the universal sign for 'stop' when bringing an aircraft into a gate. I worked the ramp for United many years ago and loved this part of the job.

Plus if that cargo container had actually entered the engine, the engine would have shredded like shrapnel in a heartbeat, as would the container - it's fairly well-built but the walls are flimsy and lightweight. God knows I loaded enough of them to last a lifetime. And saw my share of ramp workers almost sucked up into engines that made me have a healthy disposition to stay well clear of their maws.

Sorry to be a killjoy.  8)

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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 03, 2013, 08:18:20 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on December 02, 2013, 01:59:05 PM


That looks Photoshopped. The guy holding the wands up and crossed is showing the universal sign for 'stop' when bringing an aircraft into a gate. I worked the ramp for United many years ago and loved this part of the job.

Plus if that cargo container had actually entered the engine, the engine would have shredded like shrapnel in a heartbeat, as would the container - it's fairly well-built but the walls are flimsy and lightweight. God knows I loaded enough of them to last a lifetime. And saw my share of ramp workers almost sucked up into engines that made me have a healthy disposition to stay well clear of their maws.

Sorry to be a killjoy.  8)

Nope, the guy in the shot has a camera and is taking a picture of the cargo container jammed in the engine. I'm guessing an empty one was too close to the engine on start up.

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Quote from: Barthheart on December 03, 2013, 08:33:03 AM
Nope, the guy in the shot has a camera and is taking a picture of the cargo container jammed in the engine. I'm guessing an empty one was too close to the engine on start up.

No kidding? It's just...dumb for that guy to be signalling a stop to nothing, unless there's someone out of the shot we can't see, and even then it still doesn't make sense. Oh well.

Still, if that's truly a real picture...what a dumbass. They told us plenty of times not to get containers near the plane...not to drive under the wings even if you have plenty of space...I'm trying not to laugh at the possible ineptitude this represents.

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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 03, 2013, 08:42:16 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on December 03, 2013, 08:33:03 AM
Nope, the guy in the shot has a camera and is taking a picture of the cargo container jammed in the engine. I'm guessing an empty one was too close to the engine on start up.

No kidding? It's just...dumb for that guy to be signalling a stop to nothing, unless there's someone out of the shot we can't see, and even then it still doesn't make sense. Oh well.

You mean the guy taking a picture of the container jammed in the engine? Because I don't see another guy in the picture...
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