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Ubercat

#4350
January 29, 2014, 08:01:09 AM
Nooooooooooo!!!! The only thing worse than puns is Star Wars puns.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

bob48

#4351
January 29, 2014, 08:05:31 AM
Star Wars Puns.

Good they are.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Barthheart

#4352
January 29, 2014, 08:18:53 AM

bayonetbrant

#4353
January 29, 2014, 09:22:37 AM
Quote from: Ubercat on January 29, 2014, 08:01:09 AMNooooooooooo!!!! The only thing worse than puns is Star Wars puns.

Well wookie here...  Someone who's not a fan of puns  ???
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#4354
January 29, 2014, 11:37:03 AM
Quote from: mirth on January 28, 2014, 09:55:23 PM

Yup, that's looks about right. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Marty Ward

#4355
January 29, 2014, 11:45:09 AM
I don't think we'll see this is an election ad!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

#4356
January 29, 2014, 11:45:31 AM
Must have been a high curb.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

#4357
January 29, 2014, 11:47:56 AM
Here Windy.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Windigo

#4358
January 29, 2014, 01:22:26 PM Last Edit: January 29, 2014, 01:48:38 PM by Windigo
*patronizing smile*  thats very nice Marty
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#4359
January 29, 2014, 01:36:40 PM
what is?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#4360
January 29, 2014, 01:36:57 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#4361
January 29, 2014, 01:43:48 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#4362
January 29, 2014, 01:46:03 PM
whats very nice Windy?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#4363
January 29, 2014, 01:49:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 29, 2014, 01:46:03 PM
whats very nice Windy?

the fact that you and Gussy get along so well?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Marty Ward

#4364
January 29, 2014, 02:51:14 PM
It's a miracle!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!
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