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bayonetbrant

#5115
April 21, 2014, 12:41:24 PM
one for Kenny

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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#5116
April 21, 2014, 01:00:40 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 21, 2014, 11:29:20 AM



That's needlepoint, not crochet.  And shit.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#5117
April 21, 2014, 01:11:47 PM
thanks Edna.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#5118
April 21, 2014, 01:34:59 PM
Looks the one on the left might be crotcheting.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#5119
April 21, 2014, 02:26:53 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 21, 2014, 12:41:24 PM
one for Kenny


Argh!!! 

That one's so terrible, I should kill the person who came up with it, and then resurrect them, just so I can kill them a second time... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

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Staggerwing

#5120
April 21, 2014, 07:36:34 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 21, 2014, 01:34:59 PM
Looks the one on the left might be crotcheting.

Dude, I really hope that's a pronunciation joke, not a strike against your man card for knowing how to crochet. And shit.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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mirth

#5121
April 21, 2014, 07:51:33 PM
The spelling was deliberate.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#5122
April 21, 2014, 07:56:29 PM
how did your crotcheting go last night?  ;D
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#5123
April 21, 2014, 11:00:28 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 21, 2014, 07:56:29 PM
how did your crotcheting AND SHIT go last night?  ;D

corrected
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#5124
April 21, 2014, 11:03:32 PM
Quote from: Windigo on April 21, 2014, 11:00:28 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 21, 2014, 07:56:29 PM
how did your crotcheting AND SHIT go last night?  ;D

corrected

Good to see there's still a bit of whit in those old bones of yours
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#5125
April 21, 2014, 11:24:03 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 21, 2014, 11:03:32 PM
Quote from: Windigo on April 21, 2014, 11:00:28 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 21, 2014, 07:56:29 PM
how did your crotcheting AND SHIT go last night?  ;D

corrected

Good to see there's still a bit of whit in those old bones of yours
I steal all the good stuff from the horse I rode in on
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Barthheart

#5126
April 22, 2014, 07:36:13 AM

Barthheart

#5127
April 22, 2014, 07:38:25 AM

bayonetbrant

#5129
April 22, 2014, 10:55:40 AM
Star
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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