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W8taminute

#5340
May 07, 2014, 06:01:07 PM
^That is truly a man's edible arrangement.  It pretty much has a little bit of everything we all love including a big bag of fries.
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

GDS_Starfury

#5341
May 07, 2014, 09:14:14 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

panzerde

#5342
May 07, 2014, 10:00:21 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 06, 2014, 09:38:49 AM
We recently have a user submit a ticket about a laptop not working. Turns out she was mistaking the docking station for the actual laptop, which wasn't attached to the docking station or even in the office at all.

Astonishingly, I've had that happen as well. Difficult to believe any one person is that clueless, let alone that it may happen semi-frequently.
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

GDS_Starfury

#5343
May 07, 2014, 10:05:49 PM
have you met humanity?  ???
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#5344
May 07, 2014, 10:45:20 PM
Mostly I'm left wondering how people get themselves out of bed, dress themselves, and find their way to the office each day. Forget about actually being productive if they arrive.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#5345
May 08, 2014, 08:09:10 AM

mirth

#5346
May 08, 2014, 09:36:34 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5347
May 08, 2014, 09:37:16 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5348
May 08, 2014, 09:41:33 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5349
May 08, 2014, 09:56:35 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

#5350
May 08, 2014, 09:58:05 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#5351
May 08, 2014, 10:02:19 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

#5352
May 08, 2014, 10:04:38 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

GDS_Starfury

#5354
May 08, 2014, 10:00:48 PM
this one is for me and Mirth.  or Mirth and I.
fu Brant.  ;)

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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