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Mr. Bigglesworth

#6195
August 21, 2014, 02:04:18 PM


I have a cunning plan!
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

LongBlade

#6196
August 21, 2014, 03:39:58 PM
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen stonefish?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#6197
August 21, 2014, 03:46:29 PM
Better question:

What is the airspeed velocity of a peregrine Mirth diving toward Scarlett Johansen?
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BanzaiCat

#6198
August 21, 2014, 04:46:47 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 21, 2014, 03:46:29 PM
Better question:

What is the airspeed velocity of a peregrine Mirth diving toward Scarlett Johansen?

I think you might have just devised an equation that proves light speed is not the fastest speed in the universe.

mirth

#6199
August 21, 2014, 06:16:10 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on August 21, 2014, 04:46:47 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 21, 2014, 03:46:29 PM
Better question:

What is the airspeed velocity of a peregrine Mirth diving toward Scarlett Johansen?

I think you might have just devised an equation that proves light speed is not the fastest speed in the universe.

The technical term is Terminal Boobocity.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#6200
August 21, 2014, 07:11:38 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#6201
August 21, 2014, 07:20:47 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#6202
August 21, 2014, 07:21:43 PM
Har!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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mirth

#6203
August 21, 2014, 07:27:42 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#6204
August 21, 2014, 07:30:30 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#6205
August 21, 2014, 07:37:05 PM

mirth

#6206
August 21, 2014, 07:39:45 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#6207
August 21, 2014, 07:42:28 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#6208
August 21, 2014, 07:44:46 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#6209
August 21, 2014, 07:45:34 PM
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