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Barthheart

#7590
January 22, 2015, 10:46:49 AM

Barthheart

#7591
January 22, 2015, 11:31:46 AM

GDS_Starfury

#7592
January 22, 2015, 11:40:21 AM
Quote from: Ubercat on January 22, 2015, 10:17:07 AM
I don't get the last two pics.  ???

Theres a curent controversy with a football team that used deflated balls in a playoff game.  The coach of that team has a history of cheating.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#7593
January 22, 2015, 12:17:26 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 22, 2015, 11:40:21 AMThe coach of that team has a history of getting caught while cheating.

FTFY

others cheat too, they just do it better :)
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GDS_Starfury

#7594
January 22, 2015, 12:26:16 PM
Fair nuff
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

besilarius

#7595
January 22, 2015, 07:22:09 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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Ubercat

#7596
January 22, 2015, 08:09:59 PM
How can you get caught cheating and still be allowed to coach?
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

Tpek

#7597
January 22, 2015, 08:11:22 PM
Quote from: Ubercat on January 22, 2015, 08:09:59 PM
How can you get caught cheating and still be allowed to coach?

Makes more sense than what we have here.
How can you be convicted of stealing, embezzling funds and other criminal activities and still be a parliament member,
not to mention in the government? :P

MetalDog

#7598
January 22, 2015, 08:19:26 PM
Sounds like our bunch, too ;)
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Steelgrave

#7599
January 22, 2015, 09:25:25 PM
Quote from: Tpek on January 22, 2015, 08:11:22 PM

How can you be convicted of stealing, embezzling funds and other criminal activities and still be a parliament member,
not to mention in the government? :P
Pretty much a requirement for any elected office here in the Colonies  :-\

Barthheart

#7600
January 23, 2015, 09:21:27 AM

LongBlade

#7601
January 23, 2015, 11:15:39 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on January 23, 2015, 09:21:27 AM


No surprise it's Vice City - they don't spell any better than Star!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Barthheart

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January 23, 2015, 11:17:41 AM

Barthheart

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January 23, 2015, 11:33:28 AM






BanzaiCat

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January 23, 2015, 11:46:26 AM
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