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Staggerwing

#7620
January 24, 2015, 09:12:10 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 24, 2015, 07:58:06 PM



More like my Sugar Daddy is a lawyer...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#7621
January 24, 2015, 10:45:39 PM
I didn't know douche came in a four pack?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Tpek

#7622
January 25, 2015, 11:21:40 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 24, 2015, 07:57:49 PM


Nah, that's pretty much cats everywhere.

GDS_Starfury

#7623
January 25, 2015, 11:29:48 AM
I bet its a Ukrainian cat.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

endfire79

#7624
January 25, 2015, 12:00:56 PM
Is that a real barbershop? [emoji6]

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

GDS_Starfury

#7625
January 25, 2015, 12:06:46 PM
they're large and in charge.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

besilarius

#7626
January 25, 2015, 12:22:37 PM
It takes a great man to put the cause of death on his gravestone.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

endfire79

#7627
January 27, 2015, 01:28:37 PM
That's a long time to suffer!
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

#7628
January 27, 2015, 01:28:59 PM
I knew it [emoji6]

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

LongBlade

#7629
January 27, 2015, 02:42:33 PM
Ha!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#7630
January 27, 2015, 04:47:02 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 22, 2015, 10:45:29 AM

Ha, that's great!   




Quote from: besilarius on January 24, 2015, 06:05:58 PM
Four times a bride.
Heh.  Slightly groan-worthy, but still clever. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

BanzaiCat

#7631
January 27, 2015, 05:28:59 PM
Mirth's front door right now

Staggerwing

#7632
January 27, 2015, 06:22:35 PM
Mirth wouldn't buy Coors light. Other than that...  :))
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#7633
January 27, 2015, 06:29:46 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 27, 2015, 06:22:35 PM
Mirth wouldn't buy Coors light. Other than that...  :))

Do I spy a Zima in there? He must be expecting Gus.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#7634
January 27, 2015, 08:13:50 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on January 27, 2015, 06:29:46 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 27, 2015, 06:22:35 PM
Mirth wouldn't buy Coors light. Other than that...  :))

Do I spy a Zima in there? He must be expecting Gus.

yeah, but there's no door under the beer for Gus to walk in
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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