More Pix For A Laugh

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Centurion40

#7800
February 23, 2015, 01:43:39 PM
Now THERE'S an Aqua-man we can get behind!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Steelgrave

#7801
February 23, 2015, 01:55:49 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on February 23, 2015, 01:43:39 PM
Now THERE'S an Aqua-man we can get behind!

I hear that's how Aqua-man likes it.....

bayonetbrant

#7802
February 23, 2015, 03:13:29 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#7803
February 25, 2015, 11:27:58 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#7804
February 25, 2015, 11:30:21 PM
Im so going to Costco tomorrow!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#7805
February 26, 2015, 03:40:08 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#7806
February 26, 2015, 03:50:15 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 25, 2015, 11:30:21 PM
Im so going to Costco tomorrow!

Pics or it didn't happen.

GDS_Starfury

#7807
February 27, 2015, 08:52:51 PM
Bitches been bitching forever!

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

endfire79

#7808
February 28, 2015, 09:17:00 AM
That's no office building

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

Tpek

#7809
February 28, 2015, 09:32:10 AM
^So they never manage to score goals then?  :D

bayonetbrant

#7810
February 28, 2015, 09:32:40 AM
Quote from: endfire79 on February 28, 2015, 09:17:00 AMThat's no office building

It's a failed sports club!

(actually, this is the one in Oz, not the one in Bawb-ville)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

endfire79

#7811
February 28, 2015, 09:57:36 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 28, 2015, 09:32:40 AM
Quote from: endfire79 on February 28, 2015, 09:17:00 AMThat's no office building

It's a failed sports club!

(actually, this is the one in Oz, not the one in Bawb-ville)

Lol, the Telstra phone co gave it away. 
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

#7812
February 28, 2015, 09:58:20 AM
Quote from: Tpek on February 28, 2015, 09:32:10 AM
^So they never manage to score goals then?  :D

The word on the street says that a lot of stormtrooper cosplayers work there :)
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

besilarius

#7813
February 28, 2015, 10:10:49 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bob48

#7814
February 28, 2015, 10:20:25 AM
Quote from: endfire79 on February 28, 2015, 09:17:00 AM
That's no office building



Phew, that the one in NSW, not UK :-)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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