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Nefaro

#8040
April 11, 2015, 03:04:47 AM
Quote from: bob48 on April 03, 2015, 04:33:47 PM
We would refer to it as a 'turtles head'.

This.

GDS_Starfury

#8041
April 11, 2015, 07:58:46 AM Last Edit: April 11, 2015, 08:02:38 AM by GDS_Starfury
I call it a Curtis.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#8042
April 11, 2015, 08:21:29 AM
Because it's a sh*thead?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#8043
April 11, 2015, 08:28:13 AM
Yes Ben.    :2funny:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#8044
April 11, 2015, 08:51:36 AM
;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#8045
April 11, 2015, 10:03:41 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 10, 2015, 04:22:27 PM
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2015/04/08/13-vintage-ads-that-owe-women-an-apology/

Excuse me. These ads do not owe women an apology. Women owe THEM a debt of gratitude...





:o :o :o
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#8046
April 11, 2015, 10:16:02 AM
^ Pretty %*#*@ much.

bayonetbrant

#8047
April 12, 2015, 06:31:27 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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besilarius

#8048
April 12, 2015, 09:17:51 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

#8049
April 12, 2015, 10:55:04 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#8050
April 12, 2015, 11:16:30 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 12, 2015, 06:31:27 AM

That is sadistic and f***** up. 

It is also hilarious.  >:D 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Tpek

#8051
April 12, 2015, 12:34:15 PM


I don't normally post but I just had to this time.
It really does answer that important question after all :P

MetalDog

#8052
April 12, 2015, 12:44:00 PM
I haven't laughed at anything that much in a while!  Thanks for the belly laugh :)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

undercovergeek

#8053
April 12, 2015, 01:00:46 PM
Quote from: Tpek on April 12, 2015, 12:34:15 PM
I don't normally post but I just had to this time.


    Tpek

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??? 

Tpek

#8054
April 12, 2015, 01:07:16 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on April 12, 2015, 01:00:46 PM
Quote from: Tpek on April 12, 2015, 12:34:15 PM
I don't normally post but I just had to this time.


    Tpek

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???

Sorry, meant to say I don't usually post pictures here.
Not that I don't post at all on GH :P
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