More Pix For A Laugh

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Staggerwing

#9855
February 05, 2016, 06:46:55 AM
^Whoa  :o
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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bayonetbrant

#9856
February 05, 2016, 06:57:00 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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Steelgrave

#9857
February 05, 2016, 09:15:50 AM
Quote from: Bison on February 04, 2016, 09:47:37 PM


That's entirely too much of a coincidence! Creepy.....   ;D

Steelgrave

#9858
February 05, 2016, 09:16:23 AM

bayonetbrant

#9859
February 05, 2016, 10:21:09 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#9860
February 05, 2016, 04:44:19 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#9861
February 06, 2016, 07:09:34 PM
This could have been a real help to the Tinman in Oz.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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bayonetbrant

#9862
February 06, 2016, 08:21:11 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#9863
February 06, 2016, 08:23:40 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#9864
February 07, 2016, 01:49:30 AM
^  Ha!  True dat. 




Quote from: besilarius on February 06, 2016, 07:09:34 PM
This could have been a real help to the Tinman in Oz.
LOL.! The jokes write themselves...  :D 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

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Tpek

#9865
February 07, 2016, 10:05:14 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 06, 2016, 08:23:40 PM


The touch screens in ST do require someone to consciously try to activate them, and do not seem to be triggered by accidental touches and the like.
Not sure how would that work with all those aliens species, cyborgs, androids, holograms and whatever else they have :P

undercovergeek

#9866
February 07, 2016, 10:14:32 AM
how does it know your not purposely trying to use it with your ass cheeks

for, you know, the alien race out there with ass cheeks for fingers

bayonetbrant

#9867
February 07, 2016, 10:18:52 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#9868
February 07, 2016, 10:28:38 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#9869
February 07, 2016, 10:54:44 AM
same thing, eh?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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