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bayonetbrant

#10005
February 23, 2016, 01:03:15 PM
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Bison

#10006
February 23, 2016, 04:27:54 PM
^ Ha!

bayonetbrant

#10007
February 23, 2016, 04:41:54 PM
There is, of course, a Chevy Cavalier that they could bring in
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

DoctorQuest

#10008
February 23, 2016, 04:58:56 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 23, 2016, 04:41:54 PM
There is, of course, a Chevy Cavalier that they could bring in

Nice!
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"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Marty Ward

#10009
February 23, 2016, 05:04:24 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 23, 2016, 04:41:54 PM
There is, of course, a Chevy Cavalier that they could bring in

Or a Nissan Titan.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Con

#10010
February 23, 2016, 07:27:41 PM
Well there is the Ford Schlong. (Pinto is Brazilian slang for male genetalia).

Sir Slash

#10011
February 23, 2016, 07:59:32 PM
Elves love the Prius. Dwarves are more truck people.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#10012
February 23, 2016, 08:02:33 PM
Don't Dwarves drive Minis?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#10013
February 23, 2016, 08:03:45 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on February 23, 2016, 10:40:46 AM
How did the 10,000th post not contain Boobies? It should be MANDATORY that every 1,000th post be breast-related.

Jody was containing them for you
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#10014
February 23, 2016, 08:23:56 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 23, 2016, 08:02:33 PM
Don't Dwarves drive Minis?

No.  Subarus.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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mirth

#10015
February 23, 2016, 08:26:51 PM
Not Suburbans?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#10016
February 23, 2016, 11:32:20 PM
I had a '77 Ford Pinto that was designed and built by Gnomes. And thus could only be repaired by them when it's semi-monthly breakdowns occurred. Using only official Gnome parts, kept exclusively by them in their kingdom of Detroit, Mich. Sent to the dealership via Giant Sloth, to the half-orc Service Manager, who installed the parts in backward because all the Technicians were Zombies.  :o  Back in the 70's, having a reliable, American-made vehicle was Fantasy. 
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#10017
February 24, 2016, 05:36:19 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#10018
February 24, 2016, 06:25:13 AM
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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bayonetbrant

#10019
February 24, 2016, 07:12:55 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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