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panzerde

Quote from: Sir Slash on September 23, 2016, 10:44:11 AM
Shouldn't it be 'Stabbing 2' instead of 'Slashing 2' then?


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Unicorns aren't just probable. They actually exist (if rarely). PROVEN BY SCIENCE!








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They're mentioned in the Bible, too, IIRC, so they MUST have been real at one point.  ::)
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Tpek

Quote from: Ubercat on September 23, 2016, 01:17:50 PM
They're mentioned in the Bible, too, IIRC, so they MUST have been real at one point.  ::)

Where? What was even the original Hebrew word for them? (nowadays it's pretty much a translation of Unicorn)

Ubercat

Quote from: Tpek on September 23, 2016, 01:53:25 PM
Quote from: Ubercat on September 23, 2016, 01:17:50 PM
They're mentioned in the Bible, too, IIRC, so they MUST have been real at one point.  ::)

Where? What was even the original Hebrew word for them? (nowadays it's pretty much a translation of Unicorn)

I'm not sure off the top of my head. Let's ask Google.
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Tpek

Quote from: Ubercat on September 23, 2016, 09:16:34 PM
Quote from: Tpek on September 23, 2016, 01:53:25 PM
Quote from: Ubercat on September 23, 2016, 01:17:50 PM
They're mentioned in the Bible, too, IIRC, so they MUST have been real at one point.  ::)

Where? What was even the original Hebrew word for them? (nowadays it's pretty much a translation of Unicorn)

I'm not sure off the top of my head. Let's ask Google.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn#Biblical

It's not in the Bible :P

It couldn't possibly be in the Bible, since Unicorns are pretty much modern horses with a single horn on their heads.
Modern horses did not yet exist at the time of the Bible, with the horses of that time resembling a Pony more than what we call a Horse these days.

Ubercat

If G*d can put dinosaurs on the Ark then HE can have onehorned modern horses be around in the ancient world! Who are you to question G*d???



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Who says men and women have trouble communicating.
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Tpek

Quote from: Ubercat on September 24, 2016, 09:40:16 AM
If G*d can put dinosaurs on the Ark then HE can have onehorned modern horses be around in the ancient world! Who are you to question G*d???



:P

He didn't put dinosaurs on the ark.

It's Noah, the creator of the world's first floating zoo (and also credited with being the world's first drunkard, and possibly wine-maker).

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Quote from: besilarius on September 24, 2016, 10:21:41 AM
Who says men and women have trouble communicating.

Every single day of my life this

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besilarius

I can see little Mirth doing this to innocent, unsuspecting girls in pigtails, after getting bored with dipping their hair into inkwells.
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During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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