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Tpek

#11145
October 13, 2016, 12:06:48 PM
^I loathe Snickers.
If going for those generic and boring chocolate bars that everyone's eating, at least go for Twix.

mirth

#11146
October 13, 2016, 12:08:21 PM
Quote from: Tpek on October 13, 2016, 12:06:48 PM
^I loathe Snickers.
If going for those generic and boring chocolate bars that everyone's eating, at least go for Twix.

Lucky for Margaret, it wasn't you at the door.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#11148
October 13, 2016, 05:51:09 PM
Lifer juice.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

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"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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bayonetbrant

#11149
October 13, 2016, 08:08:25 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#11150
October 13, 2016, 08:14:37 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Tpek

#11151
October 14, 2016, 04:01:55 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 13, 2016, 08:14:37 PM


Yeah, if you're crazy, at least be Crazy in Style.

mirth

#11152
October 14, 2016, 04:18:05 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#11153
October 14, 2016, 04:19:51 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#11154
October 14, 2016, 04:20:54 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Tpek

#11155
October 14, 2016, 06:23:24 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 14, 2016, 04:19:51 AM


Beer City?
Must be one awesome city, almost as good as the Batman city :P

Barthheart

#11156
October 14, 2016, 08:13:41 AM

Barthheart

#11157
October 14, 2016, 08:15:08 AM

JasonPratt

#11158
October 14, 2016, 10:46:18 AM
Dolph Lundren was briefly amused.  O0
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