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Bison

#11220
October 24, 2016, 09:44:52 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on October 24, 2016, 09:34:05 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 24, 2016, 08:50:16 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on October 24, 2016, 08:47:41 PM
You mean Uni the Unicorn?

Adorable.


Hard to find restaurants that serve unicorn steaks these days.   :tickedoff:

I blame hippies and vegans.

mirth

#11221
October 24, 2016, 09:46:26 PM
Quote from: Bison on October 24, 2016, 09:44:52 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on October 24, 2016, 09:34:05 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 24, 2016, 08:50:16 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on October 24, 2016, 08:47:41 PM
You mean Uni the Unicorn?

Adorable.


Hard to find restaurants that serve unicorn steaks these days.   :tickedoff:

I blame hippies and vegans.

Me too!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#11222
October 24, 2016, 10:12:55 PM
A guy at a bar once told me, "There's only one point to being a Unicorn". So I said, "What is it"? He never answered. It wasn't until I sobered-up that I got it.  8)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Windigo

#11223
October 25, 2016, 01:09:13 AM
Quote from: Nefaro on October 24, 2016, 09:34:05 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 24, 2016, 08:50:16 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on October 24, 2016, 08:47:41 PM
You mean Uni the Unicorn?

Adorable.


Hard to find restaurants that serve unicorn steaks these days.   :tickedoff:
That because goat-fury is branching out.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Con

#11224
October 25, 2016, 09:25:20 AM


Tpek

#11225
October 25, 2016, 10:33:55 AM
Quote from: Nefaro on October 24, 2016, 09:34:05 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 24, 2016, 08:50:16 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on October 24, 2016, 08:47:41 PM
You mean Uni the Unicorn?

Adorable.


Hard to find restaurants that serve unicorn steaks these days.   :tickedoff:

Just visit North Korea then.

Barthheart

#11226
October 25, 2016, 10:35:05 AM

bayonetbrant

#11227
October 25, 2016, 11:00:34 AM
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#11228
October 25, 2016, 11:19:55 AM
I love Hawt Babes with work gloves and a pick-axe.  :-*
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#11229
October 25, 2016, 12:06:20 PM
That looks like Bawb's past she's digging up there.  >:D
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

GDS_Starfury

#11230
October 25, 2016, 02:44:51 PM
Quote from: bbmike on October 25, 2016, 12:06:20 PM
That looks like Bawb's past she's digging up there.  >:D

the hole isnt deep enough.



he's VERY old.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#11231
October 25, 2016, 04:56:47 PM
Whut? speak up, boy.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Nefaro

#11232
October 25, 2016, 05:07:35 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 25, 2016, 11:19:55 AM
I love Hawt Babes with work gloves and a pick-axe.  :-*

Not when you come home, late at night, and they've also spread plastic across the floor and walls.  In the dark.

besilarius

#11233
October 25, 2016, 06:18:27 PM
Now that sounds like a premeditated murder scene.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

OJsDad

#11234
October 25, 2016, 06:24:55 PM
Or she finally realized who she was with and it was her only means of escape.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.
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