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mirth

#14610
February 28, 2018, 03:47:15 PM
 :2funny:
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#14611
February 28, 2018, 05:12:02 PM

besilarius

#14612
February 28, 2018, 07:25:50 PM
Did not think there was anything to chuckle at in this conversation.

Librarians tend to be dismissed out of hand.  There was one Irish librarian who was particularly skilled in building inertia bombs.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#14613
February 28, 2018, 07:27:55 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

DoctorQuest

#14614
February 28, 2018, 10:22:33 PM
^ ???

As I swoop in to spoil the punch line................

Is this Karl Barth we are talking about?

Or just a "Doom" character?  O0
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

MetalDog

#14615
February 28, 2018, 10:43:43 PM
Just our very own Barthheart.  He's (not so) secretly an evil genius.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Barthheart

#14616
February 28, 2018, 11:03:23 PM

Sir Slash

#14617
February 28, 2018, 11:31:36 PM
Looks more like Trenton NJ to me than hell, though they're both hard to tell apart.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

DoctorQuest

#14618
March 01, 2018, 10:30:44 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on February 28, 2018, 10:43:43 PM
Just our very own Barthheart.  He's (not so) secretly an evil genius.

Good grief..... Duh. We will all pretend I am not an idiot. Please.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Barthheart

#14619
March 01, 2018, 12:36:22 PM

mirth

#14620
March 02, 2018, 06:43:46 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#14621
March 02, 2018, 07:16:58 AM
^  :DD
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Windigo

#14622
March 02, 2018, 11:23:46 AM
love that metaphor....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Sir Slash

#14623
March 02, 2018, 11:31:36 AM
And begging for mercy doesn't help.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Windigo

#14624
March 02, 2018, 11:46:34 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 02, 2018, 11:31:36 AM
And begging for mercy doesn't help.

both online and IRL
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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