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Offline Gusington

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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #390 on: March 08, 2019, 07:06:33 PM »
Now it’s a party  :notworthy:
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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #391 on: March 08, 2019, 09:05:40 PM »
Scientists were originally going to name Uranus, 'Urasshole' but they thought people would make crude jokes about the name.  :idiot2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #392 on: March 09, 2019, 11:53:54 AM »
Thank God it worked out different.
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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #393 on: March 13, 2019, 09:55:07 AM »
I was one of the market testers... I still like choice E - Bunghole
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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #394 on: March 13, 2019, 01:02:40 PM »
‘testers’
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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #395 on: March 13, 2019, 01:38:05 PM »
 :P
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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #396 on: March 13, 2019, 04:21:52 PM »
Ha!
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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #397 on: March 14, 2019, 08:07:12 AM »


"How is the Star Ship Enterprise just like a roll of toilet paper?"

I give up Stagger.  How is the Enterprise like a roll of toilet paper?
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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #398 on: March 14, 2019, 08:14:47 AM »
They both help you get rid of Klingons.....

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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #399 on: March 14, 2019, 08:53:00 AM »
"Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor not a Proctologist".
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #400 on: March 14, 2019, 08:54:24 AM »
WOW
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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #401 on: March 14, 2019, 08:59:29 AM »
If Chinese spies are reading this thread, they gotta be friggin confused as hell by now.

Good job, boys   ;D :DD <:-)

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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #402 on: March 14, 2019, 09:23:54 AM »
Right! Stick THAT in your Poo Poo Platter you Chinese spies. And stay out of our off-topic anal-themed rants!  >:(
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #403 on: March 14, 2019, 10:29:03 AM »
And stay out of our off-topic anal-themed rants!  >:(

Ha, and good luck finding a topic that doesn't fit those categories!

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Re: "This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"
« Reply #404 on: March 14, 2019, 02:15:39 PM »
And stay out of our off-topic anal-themed rants!  >:(

Ha, and good luck finding a topic that doesn't fit those categories!

or one that doesn't veer off into them
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