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LongBlade

#60
July 05, 2015, 07:43:28 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#61
July 05, 2015, 07:45:44 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on July 05, 2015, 07:21:38 PM
Aaaand one less idiot in mirth's neck of the woods!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/maine-man-tries-to-launch-fireworks-off-top-of-his-head-dies-instantly/

QuoteA Maine man died over the holiday weekend when fireworks he was trying to launch off of his head exploded.

The Bangor Daily News reported that 22-year-old Devon Staples was drinking with friends to celebrate the Fourth of July holiday when the accident occurred.

Maine Department of Public Safety spokesperson Stephen McCausland said that Staples placed a mortar tube on his head at around 10 p.m. and set it off. Staples was reportedly killed instantly from a fatal head injury caused by the explosion.

We got some reel geenyuses in these parts
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Nefaro

#62
July 05, 2015, 08:33:17 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 05, 2015, 07:43:28 PM



... but dictionaries and grammar Nazis do not.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#63
July 06, 2015, 12:04:48 AM
Quote from: Nefaro on July 05, 2015, 08:33:17 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 05, 2015, 07:43:28 PM



... but dictionaries and grammar Nazis do not.

Beet me to it.  ;)
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Mr. Bigglesworth

#64
July 06, 2015, 12:13:38 AM
When they spot there mistake they will yell out a Dough!
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

BanzaiCat

#65
July 06, 2015, 07:02:58 PM
Your carrying the grammar funnies to far.

JasonPratt

#66
July 07, 2015, 02:09:38 PM
Going back to the revocation list, re the complaint about lawyers: this from the nation which produced the novel and interminable miniseries Bleak House. And that was with a century less proliferation of the craft

Y'all may call them solicitors, or agents, or barristers, or whatever. They're still lawyers.
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