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Re: EU air strikes against Somali pirates
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2012, 12:06:55 PM »
^Yeah, I was surprised they were allowed to attack anything at all or even to launch armed aircraft.
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Re: EU air strikes against Somali pirates
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2012, 12:58:09 PM »
they probably were told to notify the population in the area via dropped leaflet that they were going to hit the area (48 hours would be sporting I am thinking). Someone probably screwed up and didn't write the notification in Somali. As a result they sucessfully dest6royed some noteable targets.

I am certain that the UN official who drafted up the ROE was promptly canned for this awkward bit about not specifying what language to write on the leaflet. 
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Re: EU air strikes against Somali pirates
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2012, 01:11:16 PM »
^I think you're onto something, Windi.
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Re: EU air strikes against Somali pirates
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2012, 04:23:34 PM »
Probably the best thing to do would be to drop Megan Fox pics and then hit all the bunched-up fuckers with a MOAB. You gotta admit it would make great YouTube footage !

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Re: EU air strikes against Somali pirates
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2012, 08:50:51 PM »
Probably the best thing to do would be to drop Megan Fox pics and then hit all the bunched-up fuckers with a MOAB. You gotta admit it would make great YouTube footage !

The best thing to do would be to drop Megan Fox followed by a MOAB.
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Re: EU air strikes against Somali pirates
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2012, 09:20:56 PM »
Probably the best thing to do would be to drop Megan Fox pics and then hit all the bunched-up fuckers with a MOAB. You gotta admit it would make great YouTube footage !

The best thing to do would be to drop Megan Fox followed by a MOAB.

it would be a great sacrifice but I think we could do it....  but I think Charlize T. would be better bait (only because I like megan more from a visual perspective)
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Re: EU air strikes against Somali pirates
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2012, 10:11:29 PM »
Drop pallets of rubber vajayjays with grenades in them.


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