Your TV Might Be Working for the CIA

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mirth

March 07, 2017, 11:17:17 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

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March 07, 2017, 11:33:27 AM
and computer, and cellphone, and microwave, and cat...
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

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March 07, 2017, 11:38:22 AM
I never trusted the cat.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#3
March 07, 2017, 11:53:15 AM
This has been "known" for some time.   Of course people were accused of wearing tin foil hats, because agencies with little to no oversight would never, ever act against the people.  1984 indeed...

Sir Slash

#4
March 07, 2017, 03:34:16 PM
Good thing Fortress Grogheads is impenetrable.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#5
March 07, 2017, 03:35:17 PM
Good thing Fortress Grogheads doesn't have a TV.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#6
March 07, 2017, 03:35:57 PM
Or a cat. We don't have a cat do we?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#7
March 07, 2017, 04:15:52 PM
Yes, Gary Seven's cat is allowed.  ^-^
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#8
March 07, 2017, 04:28:03 PM
Quote from: bbmike on March 07, 2017, 04:15:52 PM
Yes, Gary Seven's cat is allowed.  ^-^

Yes she is


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

steve58

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March 07, 2017, 04:30:40 PM Last Edit: March 07, 2017, 04:33:23 PM by steve58
^nice kitty

So...just wondering how many smart TVs, smart phones etc, are in Trump Tower...in his office?  :-"
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Staggerwing

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March 07, 2017, 07:26:32 PM
Quote from: steve58 on March 07, 2017, 04:30:40 PM

So...just wondering how many smart TVs, smart phones etc, are in Trump Tower...in his office?  :-"

There's a joke at Trump's expense in there somewhere.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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GDS_Starfury

#11
March 08, 2017, 07:45:49 PM
I check pornhub every day for footage.
so far nothing.   :-\
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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