Chinese Navy Visits Halifax

Started by Shelldrake, June 27, 2012, 03:03:13 PM

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Shelldrake

First time ever! Public tours of the Zheng He today but I didn't make it.  :(

http://thechronicleherald.ca/metro/111374-halifax-hails-chinese-navy
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Dean Edell

Mr. Bigglesworth

"The showing (by the Chinese community) was immense and very energetic, Stansfield said. "They had flags out and were singing their national anthem."

Not surprising. It's nice to have a friendly visit but singing their anthem is a bit much.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Steelgrave

I just hope that they are not measuring for curtains......  8)

Windigo

I think a lot of evening ladies will be eating Chinese tonight
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Steelgrave

Quote from: Windigo on June 27, 2012, 04:26:20 PM
I think a lot of evening ladies will be eating Chinese tonight

SNORT.....the list of possible cliche's that could be inserted here boggle the mind.....

Windigo

don't be a colour comentator.... play the game.... or are you yellow?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Steelgrave

Some of them are just too obvious, like "but they will be hungry again in an hour". Then you can always talk about Chinese noodles too.....

Centurion40

The local "organization" knows when to ebb and flow the tide of companionship, so to speak.  I don't know if one Chinese ship would make much of a dent in the tide.

But it wouldn't surprise me if, 9 months from now, there are a few more welfare dependents with names more commonly known as menu items.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Steelgrave


GDS_Starfury

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Not surprising. It's nice to have a friendly visit but singing their anthem is a bit much.

a friendly?  o'rly....
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


besilarius

Jack Paar to Buddy Hackett:  "What do you think about Red China?"
"Well, it would be good on a yellow tablecloth."
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

GDS_Starfury

so how much heroin is now on the streets of Halifax?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


MIGMaster

Hard to tell between all the frickin' bullets flying around !

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.