Kim Jong Un Assassinated?

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LongBlade

February 10, 2012, 05:38:37 PM
Just saw this.

QuoteThe Chinese micro-blogging service Weibo has exploded with rumors that new North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un was assassinated today at the North Korean embassy in Beijing. Twitter death rumors are totally cross-cultural.

Here's one version of the rumor, cleaned up from the crappy Google translation:

According to reliable sources, North Korean leader [Kim Jong-Un was killed] in Beijing in February 10 2012, at 2 o'clock and 45 minutes. Unknown persons broke into his residence shot and were subsequently shot and killed by the bodyguard.

Source: http://gawker.com/5884033/chinese-twitter-says-kim-jong+un-was-assassinated-this-morning-in-beijing
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Jarhead0331

#1
February 10, 2012, 05:39:51 PM
Wouldn't that be something?
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LongBlade

#2
February 10, 2012, 05:43:46 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 10, 2012, 05:39:51 PM
Wouldn't that be something?

Well, why the heck did they wait for the third generation to do it?
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#3
February 10, 2012, 05:44:44 PM
A buddy of mine whom I just texted had a friend remark, "Asian Spring?"

Heh.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

#4
February 10, 2012, 09:15:44 PM
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#5
February 10, 2012, 09:17:53 PM
I can't say I'm not a little disappointed.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

son_of_montfort

#6
February 10, 2012, 10:44:10 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 10, 2012, 09:17:53 PM
I can't say I'm not a little disappointed.

I don't know, his sister is just as crazy as he is.
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Martok

#7
February 11, 2012, 11:56:31 AM
^ You obliquely touched on something I feel would be key to a true political coup in NK:  the removal of the entire Kim family. 

To be truly successful in overthrowing the government, the military would have to hunt down and kill (or at least imprison) every last member of Il's misbegotten brood first. 

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LongBlade

#8
February 11, 2012, 12:00:48 PM
Well, now's as good a time as any for me to check the news and see if there's anything more about this.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Keunert

#9
February 11, 2012, 02:48:35 PM
so Kin Yong Un has been Un assassinated. maybe he is a walking dead now.
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Keunert

#10
February 11, 2012, 02:49:23 PM
or maybe there is still some concrete floor waiting to be pointed at from him with some generals taking notes.
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LongBlade

#11
February 11, 2012, 04:30:56 PM
<chuckle>
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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