Humor... where did you get yours from?

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GDS_Starfury

February 08, 2024, 11:52:37 PM
I mostly have to blame the British with a youthful diet of Monty Python, Douglas Adams and parents that swore like Marines.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

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February 09, 2024, 09:14:40 AM
My grandfather, the ultimate Archie Bunker template.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

SirAndrewD

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February 09, 2024, 10:09:25 AM
Whiskey.  Unbelievable, liver pickling amounts of whiskey.  That and the talking Llama Mariachi band that appears to me after I drink enough.
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

Jarhead0331

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February 09, 2024, 10:32:40 AM
What's humor?
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

Tripoli

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February 09, 2024, 10:32:48 AM
The military. 
"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?" -Abraham Lincoln

Gusington

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February 09, 2024, 10:47:06 AM
The last three posts are perfect  :ninjameditate:
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Windigo

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February 13, 2024, 04:24:59 PM
Frik if I know where it came from....



My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

W8taminute

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April 03, 2024, 10:45:32 AM
"I hate being a half bicycle - half motorcycle with no sense for the syllabification of words" he moped.
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Windigo

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April 04, 2024, 11:03:19 PM
Quote from: SirAndrewD on February 09, 2024, 10:09:25 AMWhiskey.  Unbelievable, liver pickling amounts of whiskey.  That and the talking Llama Mariachi band that appears to me after I drink enough.

I'll have what he's drinking.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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