Winter Storm Gandolf

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mirth

January 11, 2013, 06:39:07 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#1
January 11, 2013, 06:50:13 PM
Personally, I prefer Gandolf the Gray over the White Rider.
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Gusington

#2
January 11, 2013, 07:03:11 PM
The Weather Channel is beyond ridiculous but the NOAA site is dull as dishwater. We need GrogWeather.
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LongBlade

#3
January 11, 2013, 08:15:07 PM
Quote from: Gusington on January 11, 2013, 07:03:11 PM
The Weather Channel is beyond ridiculous but the NOAA site is dull as dishwater. We need GrogWeather.

I can do GrogWeather.

QuoteTonight there will be wargaming with a chance of an artillery barrage.

Tomorrow there will be a good chance of planetary invasion.

Sunday looks gloomy with a good chance of dungeoneering.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

TheCommandTent

#4
January 11, 2013, 08:31:31 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on January 11, 2013, 08:15:07 PM
Quote from: Gusington on January 11, 2013, 07:03:11 PM
The Weather Channel is beyond ridiculous but the NOAA site is dull as dishwater. We need GrogWeather.

I can do GrogWeather.

QuoteTonight there will be wargaming with a chance of an artillery barrage.

Tomorrow there will be a good chance of planetary invasion.

Sunday looks gloomy with a good chance of dungeoneering.


Well played.
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

mirth

#5
January 11, 2013, 08:37:19 PM
Clearing expected overnight with full Eye of Sauron during the day.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

TheCommandTent

#6
January 11, 2013, 08:51:53 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 11, 2013, 08:37:19 PM
Clearing expected overnight with full Eye of Sauron during the day.

ha!
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Toonces

#7
January 11, 2013, 09:05:39 PM
I'm a weatherman, but I'm not very funny.  Sorry.
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LongBlade

#8
January 11, 2013, 09:39:54 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 11, 2013, 08:37:19 PM
Clearing expected overnight with full Eye of Sauron during the day.

<chuckle>
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#9
January 11, 2013, 09:40:12 PM
Quote from: Toonces on January 11, 2013, 09:05:39 PM
I'm a weatherman, but I'm not very funny.  Sorry.

We're on call any time you need us.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#10
January 11, 2013, 09:41:32 PM
Remember, it's not just the greenscreen, it's how you use it.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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LongBlade

#11
January 11, 2013, 09:43:13 PM
Toonces needs to fly several of of us out there to assist. I hear Gus looks good in a low-cut blouse.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Longdan

#12
January 11, 2013, 11:16:38 PM
I don't do forecasts anymore.
Unle$$ there$ money involved.
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LongBlade

#13
January 11, 2013, 11:19:32 PM
Quote from: Longdan on January 11, 2013, 11:16:38 PM
I don't do forecasts anymore.
Unle$$ there$ money involved.

That's where we differ. I'd roll out there just to lend some comedic chaos to Toonces' day. Get four or five of us in a room, add drinks, and we'd probably capsize one of the Hawaiian islands. But we'd have fun doing it.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Longdan

#14
January 11, 2013, 11:22:57 PM
I get payed to stay home and not make forecasts.
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