Look at this idiot.

Started by Jarhead0331, January 21, 2014, 01:25:36 PM

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Gusington

#15
January 27, 2014, 11:48:40 AM
Vomit
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

#16
January 27, 2014, 12:18:20 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 27, 2014, 08:50:44 AM
That's because you let him use fingernails and not a razor.

and no lube
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Smuckatelli

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January 27, 2014, 09:07:05 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 27, 2014, 08:55:38 AM
to be honest it was his teeth.   :'(

I gave fair warning about the braces!

GDS_Starfury

#18
January 27, 2014, 09:11:01 PM
ya but I wasnt expecting you to play the dog in the bacon bits commercial.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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