Any Scottish here?

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DicedT

September 04, 2014, 04:08:05 PM
Someone who knows Scottish military history?

Michael

LongBlade

#1
September 04, 2014, 06:23:23 PM
I watched Braveheart and played the Stamford Bridge scenario in Medieval: Total War.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#2
September 04, 2014, 06:28:30 PM
I drink a lot of Scotch. And I'm thrifty.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#3
September 04, 2014, 06:33:43 PM
Can you walk 500 miles?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#4
September 04, 2014, 06:44:04 PM
you do realize that was almost a pun don't you?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#5
September 04, 2014, 06:46:36 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on September 04, 2014, 06:33:43 PM
Can you walk 500 miles?

I can walk 50 feet and fall down drunk at your door.


Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#6
September 04, 2014, 06:48:59 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 04, 2014, 06:44:04 PM
you do realize that was almost a pun don't you?

What are you proclaiming here exactly?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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mirth

#7
September 04, 2014, 06:55:16 PM
He's just haverin'
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#8
September 04, 2014, 07:37:22 PM
*ahem* ... JudgeDredd is Scottish.

As you were.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat

#9
September 04, 2014, 07:38:23 PM
Anyone not wearing a kilt should be tartan fettered.

MetalDog

#10
September 04, 2014, 07:39:34 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 04, 2014, 06:44:04 PM
you do realize that was almost a pun don't you?


No.  No I don't.  And I'd appreciate it if you didn't point out what I almost did.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#11
September 04, 2014, 08:05:16 PM
to bad.

for the 2 people that cant connect the dots MDs post is a play off of the song 500 miles by a Scottish band.



so not only was MD posting a pun he was trying to be quite coy about it.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#12
September 04, 2014, 08:05:31 PM
he has been assimilated. 
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Jarhead0331

#13
September 04, 2014, 08:05:38 PM
Not me. But I stayed in a holiday inn once.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

GDS_Starfury

#14
September 04, 2014, 08:07:57 PM
did you perform brain surgery the next morning?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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