The Gun Bra Holster

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LongBlade

June 05, 2012, 01:06:29 PM
Gentlemen, for the ladies in your life who carry concealed, I am pleased to present to you...the gun bra.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1673652848001/packing-heat-gun-holster-for-bras
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GroggyGrognard

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June 06, 2012, 11:27:49 AM
Great. Just another accessory for us men to try to master at unhooking!
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mirth

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June 06, 2012, 11:54:04 AM
Quote from: GroggyGrognard on June 06, 2012, 11:27:49 AM
Great. Just another accessory for us men to try to master at unhooking!

Yeah. A bra that fights back. Terrific.
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Electric_Strawberry

#3
June 06, 2012, 06:59:01 PM
It brings to mind Ursula Andress in the movie "The 10th Victim".  In it she kills her ninth victim by shooting him with her boobs...or at least two small guns which were triggered by her pushing out her very impressive chest.

Staggerwing

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June 06, 2012, 07:05:57 PM Last Edit: June 06, 2012, 07:07:42 PM by Staggerwing
Quote from: Electric_Strawberry on June 06, 2012, 06:59:01 PM
It brings to mind Ursula Andress in the movie "The 10th Victim".  In it she kills her ninth victim by shooting him with her boobs...or at least two small guns which were triggered by her pushing out her very impressive chest.

Was that film based on a novel? Did the Author also write one called 'Victim Prime'?

EDIT: he did. Robert Sheckley: The 10th Victim
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mirth

#5
June 06, 2012, 07:28:16 PM
Quote from: Electric_Strawberry on June 06, 2012, 06:59:01 PM
It brings to mind Ursula Andress in the movie "The 10th Victim".  In it she kills her ninth victim by shooting him with her boobs...or at least two small guns which were triggered by her pushing out her very impressive chest.

Ursula Andress shooting someone with her boobs? That's my kind of movie!
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

son_of_montfort

#6
June 07, 2012, 04:39:30 PM
That looked incredibly unwieldy to draw.

*Bad guy comes at woman*

Woman: Hold on while I grab up my shirt...

I see some real problems with safety here.
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Martok

#7
June 07, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
I have to admit, it does seem like a singularly bad spot for a holster. 

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Smuckatelli

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June 07, 2012, 09:29:02 PM
Quote from: son_of_montfort on June 07, 2012, 04:39:30 PM
I see some real problems with safety here.

100% agree with that assessment.

son_of_montfort

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June 07, 2012, 10:43:35 PM
Quote from: Smuckatelli on June 07, 2012, 09:29:02 PM
Quote from: son_of_montfort on June 07, 2012, 04:39:30 PM
I see some real problems with safety here.

100% agree with that assessment.

Wouldn't you also say that people committing assault head for the chest first? So that's like "Hey, give me a free gun with my assault."

But I would really like to hear your detailed assessment of all the "wrong" things about it - because I'm gun illiterate and saw some red flags.
"Now it is no accident all these conservatives are using time travel to teach our kids. It is the best way to fight back against the liberal version of history, or as it is sometimes known... history."

- Stephen Colbert

"The purpose of religion is to answer the ultimate question, are we in control or is there some greater force pulling the strings? And if the courts rule that corporations have the same religious rights that we humans do, I think we'll have our answer."

- Stephen Colbert

Barthheart

#10
June 08, 2012, 06:09:36 AM
Just imagine a paniced woman grabbing for her gun and pulling the trigger as she tries to unholster the gun..... :P

mirth

#11
June 08, 2012, 08:45:58 AM
Keep in mind that a woman reaching into her bra is going to stop any would be assailant in his tracks.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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