Any 3D artists here?

[acctingman]

I think I asked about this last year but I cannot find the post I made (swear I made one.....)

I have zero artistic background and ZERO working knowledge of 3d software. I'm wanting to learn one of the what seems like a billion different software options, but no idea which one is right for me.

What I really want to do is make 3d comic book characters. No animation. Just the 3d model in various poses.

So, what is my least "hair pulling" option out there for this endeavor? Where should I start other than the basic tutorials? 3d drawing for dummies? 

Thanks for any suggestions/advice.