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Offline Gusington

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Goodbye 2020
« on: December 31, 2020, 11:41:14 AM »
*pokes head out of COVID bunker in undisclosed location*

If you're reading this, congratulations, you made it through arguably the worst year in world history since 1945.

Wishing you and your families a healthier, happier 2021.

*crawls back into COVID bunker in undisclosed location*
"I'm not even dead and I'm rolling over in my grave."

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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2020, 11:44:56 AM »
You do realize 2020 won? Get it?  :P
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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2020, 11:56:47 AM »
Not bad - but I expect better from you.

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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2020, 12:02:10 PM »
Pun damage : d4+1, if 20 rolled, then victim adds extra turn clutching chest and saying, "ooo, that's horrible," and attacker gets extra attack next turn.

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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2020, 12:31:36 PM »
 ;D bwahaha
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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2020, 12:56:41 PM »
I'm watching the Mad Max Blu Ray box set I got for Christmas tomorrow to celebrate.

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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2020, 12:57:56 PM »
^You could probably just look out your window to see almost the same thing at this point.
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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2020, 01:35:04 PM »
I think at this point even Max would be afraid. 2020 Kiss my Bum-ie, Good-Bye. Tonight I will drink heartily to your impending departure!  <:-)
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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2020, 02:01:38 PM »
^Me too! The Wife has already warned me not to embarrass her in front of our neighbors.
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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2020, 02:39:36 PM »
Sorry, 2020 sucked so bad, I'm not going to be polite and say goodbye.  Just gonna kicked it to the curb.  Good riddance would be a better choice.  >:(
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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2020, 03:18:11 PM »
^Me too! The Wife has already warned me not to embarrass her in front of our neighbors.
Sounds like a good New Year's Resolution!

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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2020, 03:29:21 PM »
Meh I'll embarrass her whenever it suits me...like every day! *farts*
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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2020, 05:37:03 PM »
2020, You Wussy, you only got 5 more hours to futz with me Bitch. Do...your...damnedest!   Wait, what's that sound I hear coming my way.  ???
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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2020, 05:38:10 PM »
Letís hope for a decent 2021 and a smashing 2022 onwards!
Itís always better to plan ahead, you know.   ;)
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Re: Goodbye 2020
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2020, 05:58:59 PM »
Happy New Year to you all  :smitten:
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