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Re: WANT!
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2013, 05:18:52 PM »
Since that Hoverbike is powered by Sheer Awesome you can't just turn it off or shut it down. It has to be staked to the earth with chains much like a high-spirited and yet-to-be-broken Riding Dragon.
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Re: WANT!
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2013, 06:16:49 PM »
Surely to be printed and put on the side of the box with a grimacing musclebound hero clenching a wench

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Re: WANT!
« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2013, 06:26:10 AM »
Pretty sweet, but the image I see has it staked to the ground. What's up with that?

My guess is the "upwards of TEN THOUSAND FEET" spec has something to do with that.

AKA what Staggerwing said, more poetically.
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Re: WANT!
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2013, 04:22:37 PM »
A working version of this



Forget that.  I want Vera.
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Re: WANT!
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2013, 04:28:53 PM »
^Yes!!!



For those who have not met her:



(No, not Adam Baldwin! the gun!)
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Re: WANT!
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2013, 04:38:29 PM »
^Yes!!!



For those who have not met her:



(No, not Adam Baldwin! the gun!)

Yes, I've got to admit, as much as I have a thing for guys rocking funky orange knit hats, Vera is a might bit prettier than Adam Baldwin.
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Re: WANT!
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2013, 06:41:16 PM »
A working version of this



Forget that.  I want Vera.

Now we're talkin'!

Though personally, my tastes tend toward archaic sharp and/or pointy things. Or sticks. I like sticks, too.

But Vera certainly has an appeal.

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Re: WANT!
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2013, 08:17:11 PM »
The handles on the grater are in the wrong place.


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Re: WANT!
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2013, 05:31:50 AM »
Back in 1880 I might've wanted this



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Re: WANT!
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2013, 03:44:18 PM »
Back in 1880 I might've wanted this



Yes, there's a pistol in that knife

Yeah, but it would be a bitch to load.  By the way, is that a tiny tuning fork?  And what are the things that look like band saws?  It would be fun to have this in my purse when going through security at the airport.
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Re: WANT!
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2013, 05:11:42 PM »
That tool on the upper mid-right looks an awful lot like a rib-cutter...
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Re: WANT!
« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2013, 08:03:18 PM »
Now that's just redundant. ...um, insert creative pun here.
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Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

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Re: WANT!
« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2013, 06:34:19 AM »
Just too damn cool.....


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Re: WANT!
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2013, 10:06:39 AM »
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Re: WANT!
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2013, 01:00:20 PM »
Nice.  Sunday is going to be a loooong night.
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