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Windigo

Quote from: Staggerwing on January 22, 2018, 09:05:42 PM
If squirrels, crows, raccoons, and octipi ever got together and strategized it could turn out very badly for us Great Apes.
in the great ape world, we're not so great
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Barthheart

Quote from: Windigo on January 22, 2018, 09:21:46 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 22, 2018, 09:05:42 PM
If squirrels, crows, raccoons, and octipi ever got together and strategized it could turn out very badly for us Great Apes.
in the great ape world, we're not so great

Screw you! We're awesome!  \m/

Staggerwing

OK, so we may not be Great Apes, but we are Pretty Good Apes.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Silent Disapproval Robot

Pfffft.  Squirrels...


bayonetbrant

while cruel, and probably illegal, that's pretty f'n' funny
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#1160
Yeah, that is pretty funny. Squirrels are pretty flexible so likely all that one got was the idea that it's not smart to go by that house again.

There's a video called "exploding varmints" that Red Letter Media covered in one of their Best of the Worst videos. It was extremely cruel since the video (not done by RLM, btw) showed a couple of rednecks filming themselves going around and shooting gophers with ballistic-tip 50-grain ammo in a Model 70 Winchester .223 (I fast forwarded as most of the video is animal gore pr0n pretty much, to get to the info - they really do a number on those little furry beasts). I won't link the uncensored video here but if you really want to go look for it, I'm sure you can find it.

RLM censors the bad stuff but their reactions are priceless. Go to 12:45 to begin, though they do jump around between the three videos.


OJsDad

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

OJsDad

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

BanzaiCat

^ ;D

There's a LOT of memes that have come up in the last few days, involving Musk and flamethrowers.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

 :bd:

Where do I buy this?!?  ???