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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2018, 05:46:16 PM »
I'll give you props for knowing that stuff in the first place.  :notworthy:

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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2018, 03:27:29 PM »
After a particularly gruesome fight Gus get us five new slaves to train

The Dog of Metal



SDR the Displeased



Jason the Unsilent



Banzai the Wife Beater



and, Bob the Nutter who looks like being our first Murmillo - no defense, just weapons, on he goes!



And here they all are in training - the training program is to get the guys to 100 AI skill, then strength training to 200 HP, and then either a mix of Weapon and Defense for the Thraexs and just weapon training for the Murmillos.



Its almost impossible to keep up with the anger of the legate and magistrate - they get pissed at anything, there is however a really good way of bringing down their levels, this can go from angry to satisfied in one go, and its the exhibition matches. Theres no prizes, i dont think one of the guys can be killed and your own men fight each other so its kind of training as well. With this in mind we order an exhibition match for ther legate - he picks.........................

Mirth V Metal Dog

Metal Dog has more HP but Mirth is better trained and with better kit



But MD is a tank and just walks thru Mirths attacks, and kicks his ass good


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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2018, 03:34:30 PM »
{clicking Put To Death}

...wait, no, dangit I was aiming for GRANT FREEDOM!!  :o :uglystupid2: L:-)
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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2018, 03:49:18 PM »
...the wife beater...duuuuuuuuuude  :hide:

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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2018, 04:52:20 PM »
Is this game as fun as this AAR is? Really funny UCG!

Also - does the player control his gladiators directly?
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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2018, 05:25:34 PM »
I feel confident that it is scientifically impossible for this game to be as fun as this AAR is.

Religiously, though, or grammatically, ecumenically...
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2018, 05:34:26 PM »
^Dude, haiku that.
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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2018, 05:41:35 PM »
 :2funny:
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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2018, 05:42:45 PM »
Need moar AGGRO!!!

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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2018, 12:02:46 AM »
Is this game as fun as this AAR is? Really funny UCG!

Also - does the player control his gladiators directly?

It's a very simplistic take on things like football manager but it is fun - I need to post more of the random events that occur which usually annoy the magistrate and legate but they're designed to give you secrets against them to earn more money and favour like in the Spartacus series - if you try and be nice it'll kick your ass.

The last one for instance was trying to get an invite to an influential party - 3 choices - don't go, pay the magistrate a bribe to get you in, ask the magistrate to invite you to go - I chose bribe, he took the money but the party had already been and gone - bastard

You can control the fighters with WASD and button mashing or research AI abilities and leave them to it

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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2018, 12:04:11 AM »
Need moar AGGRO!!!

For a thraex that's an angry guy already, plus you're a beast with 383 hit points!!

Think the massive guy out of gladiator

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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2018, 12:30:26 AM »
Can we punt Gus for distance?

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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2018, 12:48:55 AM »
We can try

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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2018, 08:54:03 AM »
^Dude, haiku that.

That time has now passed.
Do not prod the haiku bear,
nor his OD-C.

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ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

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Re: By Jupiter's Cock - its a Domina AAR
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2018, 09:04:15 AM »
I am short but thickly settled. During my summer Guard training two big soldiers (friends of mine) helped lift me over a 10 foot high wall and struggled. They could not believe how heavy I was. I told them I had very muscular genitalia.

So...punting me is ill advised.
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