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Offline JasonPratt

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Re: Can't Build A Space Wall? Call X-COM! (AAR)
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2018, 08:01:09 AM »
Things I learned today:

1.) AK-47s are American, if they include a drum mag, and are shot simultaneously with an M-16 by someone dressed like an American.

2.) Tatooine Sandpeople have an urban variant action figure with kit that includes smoke grenades.

3.) Don't be racist to height-challenged interplanetary visitors of indeterminate earth tones.

4.) Chinese DVD knockoffs should be rated as explosive items when shipped, but probably won't be in my experience; so be careful putting them into my Playstation.

5.) I have a new theory for why my blu/dvd player in my Playstation3 is starting to fail.  :'(


Edited to add: 6.) The winner for digital AAR for this year and next year, and possibly 2020, is already being determined. There's a strange freedom that comes from knowing I'm totally screwed!  :bd: {/Freshmanref}
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Re: Can't Build A Space Wall? Call X-COM! (AAR)
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2018, 08:03:30 AM »
You're a weird dude.
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Re: Can't Build A Space Wall? Call X-COM! (AAR)
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2018, 08:07:49 AM »
In my defense, the only Chinese knockoff DVDs in my house come from an actual Chinese person.


...wait. What I meant was, he's a super-rich friend of my Dad, and likes to share DVDs he enjoys from his home country, because he knows we like wuxia and other such films and series. He just loans them out, so we never have a lot.

All my other knockoff DVDs come from Malaysia and may or may not be official sort of. They have a glowy official stamp of some sort. (I don't have many of those either, but where else can I get the Super-Deformed Gundam Romance of the Three Kingdoms anime?!)






(Yes, that is a real thing. That wasn't a joke. And I do have it.  :coolsmiley: )
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.