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W8taminute

#15705
November 21, 2023, 03:49:20 PM
One time, a long time ago, I sat at the company lunch table with my co-workers.  On my plate that I filled at the cafe breakfast buffet, I had several sausage links on top of a heaping pile of scrambled eggs. 

Some of my co-workers commented on the links stating I was some kind of person who was attracted..........

Oh the freedom we had back then to say whatever we wanted and were mature enough to laugh together.  Not as clumsy and random as the woke FFFFFFFFF BSSSSSBBSSS we have to deal with today. 
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

GDS_Starfury

#15706
November 21, 2023, 03:57:51 PM
it...... wiggles.  :ThumbsUp:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bobarossa

#15707
November 21, 2023, 06:25:20 PM
Quote from: Windigo on November 21, 2023, 03:43:19 PMWhat is that? Seriously? I have some thoughts, but not ones I can share here.
Lorena Bobbit in mid stroke?

Gusington

#15708
November 21, 2023, 06:56:47 PM
 :buck2:
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#15709
November 21, 2023, 09:14:12 PM
Quote from: bobarossa on November 21, 2023, 06:25:20 PM
Quote from: Windigo on November 21, 2023, 03:43:19 PMWhat is that? Seriously? I have some thoughts, but not ones I can share here.
Lorena Bobbit in mid stroke?

while cooking say Beetlejuice three times.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#15710
November 24, 2023, 06:37:14 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#15711
December 01, 2023, 01:00:27 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#15712
December 01, 2023, 11:41:02 PM
That's just not right
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#15713
December 03, 2023, 01:08:42 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#15714
December 04, 2023, 11:56:48 AM
That joke took an unexpected direction..... very groggy.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

W8taminute

#15715
December 04, 2023, 12:02:42 PM
Yeah I showed that picture to a co-worker of mine who takes Pearl Harbor day very seriously.  I don't think he liked that joke much but I laughed not only at the joke but his reaction as well.   :grin:
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

GDS_Starfury

#15716
December 06, 2023, 12:06:31 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#15717
December 06, 2023, 08:05:55 PM
Wouldn't an F-105 be more... appropriate for napalm
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

#15718
December 06, 2023, 08:17:51 PM
I didn't think it was napalm.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#15719
December 06, 2023, 09:51:56 PM
Quote from: Windigo on December 06, 2023, 08:05:55 PMWouldn't an F-105 be more... appropriate for napalm

not if its Dresden.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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