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W8taminute

#2115
August 27, 2013, 02:21:53 PM
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Martok

#2116
August 27, 2013, 03:07:20 PM
 :o



The pic of Jim Carey is still more horrifying...but only slightly. 

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Windigo

#2117
August 27, 2013, 03:07:59 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 27, 2013, 01:05:22 PM
Quote from: Windigo on August 27, 2013, 12:27:45 PMChild stars never emerge into adulthood unscathed...? 

Kirsten Dunst and Melissa Joan Hart are two that did OK.

Out of how many?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Tpek

#2118
August 27, 2013, 03:59:55 PM
Quote from: Martok on August 27, 2013, 03:07:20 PM
:o



The pic of Jim Carey is still more horrifying...but only slightly.

Got to disagree with you there Martok.

You should remember that Jim Carey worked hard to look like this, while the Cyrus creature actually tried to look good.

Can't believe the guys over at Maxim allowed themselves to be coerced by this creature to be crowned as "the sexiest woman"  :-\

Windigo

#2119
August 27, 2013, 04:14:37 PM
Quote from: Tpek on August 27, 2013, 03:59:55 PM
Quote from: Martok on August 27, 2013, 03:07:20 PM
:o



The pic of Jim Carey is still more horrifying...but only slightly.

Got to disagree with you there Martok.

You should remember that Jim Carey worked hard to look like this, while the Cyrus creature actually tried to look good.

Can't believe the guys over at Maxim allowed themselves to be coerced by this creature to be crowned as "the sexiest woman"  :-\

Her publicists was a great lay?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

#2120
August 27, 2013, 05:28:56 PM

bayonetbrant

#2121
August 27, 2013, 07:12:39 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#2122
August 27, 2013, 07:17:11 PM
OXFORD COMMA, M$#&@$KAS!!!

GDS_Starfury

#2123
August 27, 2013, 07:22:11 PM
I prefer the Cambridge comma as its less pretentious.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#2124
August 27, 2013, 07:26:00 PM
NSFW (slightly)

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LongBlade

#2125
August 27, 2013, 07:40:14 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 27, 2013, 07:22:11 PM
I prefer the Cambridge comma as its less pretentious.

Speaking of pretentious.....
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#2126
August 27, 2013, 07:50:26 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 27, 2013, 07:22:11 PM
I prefer the Cambridge comma as its less pretentious.

do any of them appear in your Panthers in the Fog review?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#2127
August 27, 2013, 08:00:24 PM
as of yet no.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

#2128
August 28, 2013, 07:55:30 AM
Quote from: Tpek on August 27, 2013, 03:59:55 PM
Quote from: Martok on August 27, 2013, 03:07:20 PM
:o



The pic of Jim Carey is still more horrifying...but only slightly.

Got to disagree with you there Martok.

You should remember that Jim Carey worked hard to look like this, while the Cyrus creature actually tried to look good.

Can't believe the guys over at Maxim allowed themselves to be coerced by this creature to be crowned as "the sexiest woman"  :-\

They did what now??!!  :o  She's as sexy as a telephone poll with a stapled-on wig.
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

#2129
August 28, 2013, 08:16:58 AM
keep in mind that the audience for Maxim is not necessarily us.  we might have been their audience 15 years ago, but not for a while
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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