More Pix For A Laugh

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mirth

#2265
September 10, 2013, 05:59:50 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#2266
September 10, 2013, 06:04:28 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#2267
September 10, 2013, 06:29:28 PM
LMAO!
So that's how that Hello Kitty Vader thing got started!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#2268
September 10, 2013, 07:29:18 PM
Mirth is on a roll!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#2269
September 10, 2013, 07:31:32 PM
At the end of the day, I need the humor!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Ubercat

#2270
September 10, 2013, 07:47:34 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on September 10, 2013, 09:38:00 AM
Please tell me that's not a serious posting!

Poes Law. It is IMPOSSIBLE to satirize creationism. No matter how absurdly nonsensical you make your spoof, someone is going to assume that you really believe what you're saying because they've already heard equally ridiculous claims made with sincere belief. Put another way, whatever nonsense you come up with, somebody somewhere probably already made it up AND believes it.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

Centurion40

#2271
September 11, 2013, 09:56:59 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#2272
September 11, 2013, 10:23:57 AM
Just ran across this. Just beware that chicks are on to us.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#2273
September 11, 2013, 10:26:03 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#2274
September 11, 2013, 10:27:14 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#2275
September 11, 2013, 10:29:07 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#2276
September 11, 2013, 10:30:58 AM
Looks like Bob discovered Photoshop.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#2277
September 11, 2013, 10:48:24 AM
When mathematicians get into a pun war, no one wins.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#2278
September 11, 2013, 10:55:29 AM
"it's f(n) ridiculous"....  awesome
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#2279
September 11, 2013, 10:57:16 AM
I'm partial to the sine of insanity.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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