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Mr. Bigglesworth

#2295
September 11, 2013, 06:07:14 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 11, 2013, 05:21:30 PM
Quote from: bob48 on September 11, 2013, 05:20:43 PM
Any Portugal in a storm.....I don't think I Gongo with this....

WTF is Gongo???

you cant just make em up Bob!!

Probably a tipo for Kongo.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Staggerwing

#2296
September 11, 2013, 06:22:05 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on September 11, 2013, 06:07:14 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 11, 2013, 05:21:30 PM
Quote from: bob48 on September 11, 2013, 05:20:43 PM
Any Portugal in a storm.....I don't think I Gongo with this....

WTF is Gongo???

you cant just make em up Bob!!

Probably a tipo for Kongo.

I see what you did there... twice.

(Unless you were offering insider trading advice to the crew of an IJN battlecruiser... )
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#2297
September 11, 2013, 06:31:39 PM
Mekong understand what you're saying. Eiffel down out of my chair reading some of these puns, knocking me on my Butte.

GDS_Starfury

#2298
September 11, 2013, 07:49:18 PM
Nigerian please.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#2299
September 11, 2013, 08:07:39 PM
That was a soft lob into home (River) Plate.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Windigo

#2300
September 11, 2013, 08:13:03 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 11, 2013, 08:07:39 PM
That was a soft lob into home (River) Plate.
There's a Bug in your river battle site pun?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

JasonPratt

#2301
September 11, 2013, 08:43:12 PM Last Edit: September 11, 2013, 08:46:15 PM by JasonPratt
Quote from: LongBlade on September 11, 2013, 10:26:03 AM


....I WANT SOME WOOFLES TOO! Dang, A1 sauce, three eggs, and is that country ham?

Incidentally, that reminds me I want to try cooking up a protein brownie in a cup one day, using a scoop of chocolate whey powder, one egg, and some water, microwaved in a coffee cup for a minute after mixing. It sounds insane. (I have the chocolate whey powder already for other purposes.) If it works, my nieces should love it.  :D

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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
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Staggerwing

#2302
September 11, 2013, 08:55:36 PM
Quote from: Windigo on September 11, 2013, 08:13:03 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 11, 2013, 08:07:39 PM
That was a soft lob into home (River) Plate.
There's a Bug in your river battle site pun?

Dunno. There is, however, a port city within view of a mountain.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#2303
September 11, 2013, 10:10:30 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Mr. Bigglesworth

#2304
September 12, 2013, 12:00:44 AM
Drink for SoM


"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Centurion40

#2305
September 12, 2013, 08:11:59 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

#2306
September 12, 2013, 09:09:32 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#2307
September 12, 2013, 09:30:01 AM
Deep... but still funny...  ;D

mirth

#2308
September 12, 2013, 10:03:36 AM Last Edit: September 12, 2013, 10:52:50 AM by mirth
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#2309
September 12, 2013, 10:07:55 AM
You don't say, Mirth?
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