More Pix For A Laugh

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GDS_Starfury

and that was his last post before she came over and .....
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

what you did there



was sticky
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Yet... "Ich bin kein Pfannkuchen"
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

what you did there...


I have no idea.

but its in German so it must be sticky as well.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

you dont have to deny and I wont judge.

Im just saying Ive seen my fair share of porn and the Germans are a sticky people.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

German is such a melodious, evocative language.
"Ist das Ihren bikini uber?"  Was what Mirth asked the other day.
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Staggerwing

Quote from: LongBlade on September 14, 2013, 11:32:39 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 14, 2013, 09:30:09 PM
I denied that I was a jelly donut.

I believe you denied you were a pancake.

Ja, dass auch.

In Dutch a 'pannenkoek' would indeed be a pancake so the Berlin pastry nomenclature anomaly comparison of a jelly donut to a pancake is suitably odd to my ears. Nevertheless, President Jack spoke those words the year I was born and I don't think that the people of Berlin were giggling when they heard him say them. They were cheering before the translators had caught up.

Those were the days...

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Windigo

@ star , fucking a. I hardly do any more online multiplayer gaming because Kellie/rl has a way of making things easy more interesting with the headphones off.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

JasonPratt

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Quote from: besilarius on September 14, 2013, 11:54:42 PM
German is such a melodious, evocative language.
"Ist das Ihren bikini uber?"  Was what Mirth asked the other day.

I kept reading that as "bikini uber alles".

And then adding "lebensraum" for some reason.

(True story: in my final semester of two years of German in college, we had a native German teacher who had grown up next door to the Rommels as a little girl, and hated the Nazis but loved Rommel which I understood completely. She also had a tendency to not teach German grammar very much, and hated the fact I was a Christian but loved the skit I designed based on a theme restaurant that only served asparagus-based food and drink. I barely passed that class after all A's on the first three; but when the time came to take the college's computer-assessment of how well we had been taught German, the computer literally ran out of questions to ask me because it couldn't decide if I was a retard or a genius at German -- eventually the NEXT CLASS AFTER MINE started to leave the room because they were finished with the test, and it was still giving me questions. When the computer ran out of questions and just kind of froze, the teacher who had been coming over every once in a while to look over my shoulder stood there a moment and then said I should go away and we would never speak of this again. I barely remember any German to amount to anything today, although there was a cute agnostic girl in that class who was really interested in me but who alas I never saw again after that semester, despite or maybe because of being warned by the teacher not to listen to me. This story seemed relevant somehow. Maybe it was therapeutic. Moving along.)
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bayonetbrant

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