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GDS_Starfury

#2940
October 27, 2013, 08:40:32 PM
TRUTH!

you faggy assholes....   ;D

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#2941
October 27, 2013, 08:44:24 PM
followed by:

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

JasonPratt

#2942
October 28, 2013, 10:09:59 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 27, 2013, 09:37:27 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 26, 2013, 11:06:01 PM
I suspect he thinks it's a junta uniform, and is proudly considering who will be first to the firing squad wall.

+1



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JasonPratt

#2943
October 28, 2013, 10:13:24 AM
Quote from: Martok on October 27, 2013, 06:03:01 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on October 26, 2013, 12:24:18 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 26, 2013, 07:35:32 AM


Way to go, Star. Now a certain friend of ours will switch to Depends before using a toilet again   8)
Nah, I already check the roll before I use it.  :P

With a match?
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
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GDS_Starfury

#2944
October 28, 2013, 10:27:39 AM
he uses a flamethrower.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Mrs Darwin

#2945
October 28, 2013, 10:44:23 AM Last Edit: October 28, 2013, 10:47:28 AM by Mrs Darwin


Ha!  I'm posting something girly!  This, to celebrate the last few days of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
 
Our younger (young teen) daughter, by the way, has announced that she is going to abstain from shaving for the month of November in honor of Men's Health Issues.  That child worries me...
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I'm a much nicer person when I keep my mouth shut.

bayonetbrant

#2946
October 28, 2013, 10:52:11 AM
Quote from: Mrs Darwin on October 28, 2013, 10:44:23 AMOur younger (young teen) daughter, by the way, has announced that she is going to abstain from shaving for the month of November in honor of Men's Health Issues.  That child worries me...

THAT'S what worries you about her?!  Man, you gotta read your own wife's FB feed every once in a while! ;D
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JasonPratt

#2947
October 28, 2013, 11:12:45 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 28, 2013, 10:52:11 AM
Quote from: Mrs Darwin on October 28, 2013, 10:44:23 AMOur younger (young teen) daughter, by the way, has announced that she is going to abstain from shaving for the month of November in honor of Men's Health Issues.  That child worries me...

THAT'S what worries you about her?!  Man, you gotta read your own wife's FB feed every once in a while! ;D

Mrs. Darwin is the Cap'n's wife... ;)
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Steelgrave

#2948
October 28, 2013, 11:23:04 AM
^Brant must be caffeine deprived this morning....a condition I never find myself in.

LongBlade

#2949
October 28, 2013, 11:41:02 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 28, 2013, 10:09:59 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 27, 2013, 09:37:27 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 26, 2013, 11:06:01 PM
I suspect he thinks it's a junta uniform, and is proudly considering who will be first to the firing squad wall.

+1



Cats: they like to use minions.

Ha! Excellent use of smilies!
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#2950
October 28, 2013, 02:49:32 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 28, 2013, 10:52:11 AM
Quote from: Mrs Darwin on October 28, 2013, 10:44:23 AMOur younger (young teen) daughter, by the way, has announced that she is going to abstain from shaving for the month of November in honor of Men's Health Issues.  That child worries me...

THAT'S what worries you about her?!  Man, you gotta read your own wife's FB feed every once in a while! ;D



One of 'em's GOT to get a new avatar
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Capn Darwin

#2951
October 28, 2013, 03:53:02 PM
Weren't you trained to spot targets in camouflage??  :o
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Martok

#2952
October 28, 2013, 04:06:49 PM Last Edit: October 28, 2013, 04:08:49 PM by Martok
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 28, 2013, 10:27:39 AM
he uses a flamethrower.
Yes sir!  ;D 




Quote from: Capn Darwin on October 28, 2013, 03:53:02 PM
Weren't you trained to spot targets in camouflage??  :o
He was a tanker, not an infantryman.  He wouldn't recognize camouflage if it was right in front of him.  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

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Mrs Darwin

#2953
October 28, 2013, 04:10:06 PM
People confuse us all the time.   This one time, at a doctor's appointment.... well, you really don't want to know the details, but it was embarassing for all involved.
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I'm a much nicer person when I keep my mouth shut.

Martok

#2954
October 28, 2013, 04:23:51 PM
 :o

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces
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