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GDS_Starfury

#2955
October 28, 2013, 04:50:13 PM
right!  I decided to leave that alone.   :P
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#2956
October 28, 2013, 05:49:31 PM
Quote from: Capn Darwin on October 28, 2013, 03:53:02 PMWeren't you trained to spot targets in camouflage??  :o

No. We used thermal sights :)
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mirth

#2957
October 28, 2013, 05:59:51 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 28, 2013, 04:50:13 PM
right!  I decided to leave that alone.   :P

yeah, I got nuthin either.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#2958
October 29, 2013, 10:24:29 AM
Quote from: Martok on October 28, 2013, 04:06:49 PM
Quote from: Capn Darwin on October 28, 2013, 03:53:02 PM
Weren't you trained to spot targets in camouflage??  :o
He was a tanker, not an infantryman.  He wouldn't recognize camouflage if it was right in front of him.  :P

I saw what you did there at the end.  ;D

Of course, tankers don't have to recognize camouflage in front of them. That's what "loaders" and "triggers" are for.

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GDS_Starfury

#2959
October 29, 2013, 10:32:27 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 29, 2013, 10:24:29 AM
Of course, tankers don't have to recognize camouflage in front of them. That's what "loaders" and "triggers" thermal sights are for.

fixed for ya  ;)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#2960
October 29, 2013, 02:14:36 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#2961
October 29, 2013, 02:43:01 PM
Shared on our FB page

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#2962
October 29, 2013, 02:59:15 PM
Straight outta comicon crazy bitch named Gussypoo
From a gang called Nerds with Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Click the mouse button, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The mods are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk dungeon master that's showin out
Nerdz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a MMORPG playa like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a Azz move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the Total War fool
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#2963
October 29, 2013, 03:12:37 PM
dude - you *really* need some painting contracts...

I've got a kitchen that needs re-doing.  c'mon up
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#2964
October 29, 2013, 03:22:30 PM
I just really know that album well.
I was maybe one of 5 white people at that show back in the day.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#2965
October 29, 2013, 07:50:41 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#2966
October 29, 2013, 08:26:16 PM
Ha!  So very true. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

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Centurion40

#2967
October 30, 2013, 09:22:11 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

#2968
October 30, 2013, 09:22:27 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Barthheart

#2969
October 30, 2013, 10:22:37 AM
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