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Dolan50

#3105
November 13, 2013, 10:15:19 AM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

undercovergeek

#3106
November 13, 2013, 11:04:45 AM


new this year

bayonetbrant

#3107
November 13, 2013, 11:06:44 AM
Infantry roller coaster


The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#3108
November 13, 2013, 11:21:35 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Barthheart

#3109
November 13, 2013, 01:08:19 PM

Staggerwing

#3110
November 13, 2013, 06:10:57 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on November 13, 2013, 11:04:45 AM


new this year

To display on Wurthering Heights?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Windigo

#3111
November 13, 2013, 06:15:48 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

LongBlade

#3112
November 13, 2013, 09:57:37 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#3113
November 13, 2013, 10:07:28 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#3114
November 13, 2013, 10:50:43 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#3115
November 13, 2013, 11:13:36 PM
whose bright idea was it to turn everything thread into a pun-fest?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#3116
November 13, 2013, 11:39:41 PM
Bawbs wife.  ::)

she says it keeps him out of trouble and shes tired of denting good cookware.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#3117
November 13, 2013, 11:44:42 PM
She is a good woman and I'll not have you slandering her good name by associating her as bob's wife.  Oh.  That's right.  She is bob's wife.  Carry on then.  Nothing to see here.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Mr. Bigglesworth

#3118
November 14, 2013, 12:36:03 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 13, 2013, 11:13:36 PM
whose bright idea was it to turn everything thread into a pun-fest?

Some luminary, no doubt.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Staggerwing

#3119
November 14, 2013, 06:28:31 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on November 14, 2013, 12:36:03 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 13, 2013, 11:13:36 PM
whose bright idea was it to turn everything thread into a pun-fest?

Some luminary, no doubt.

Looking for a filament of sanity in this Asylum for Dim Bulbs.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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