More Pix For A Laugh

Started by bayonetbrant, January 16, 2013, 05:16:22 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 8 Guests are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 216 217 218 219 220 ... 1056
User actions

bayonetbrant

#3255
November 26, 2013, 09:06:29 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

JasonPratt

#3256
November 27, 2013, 08:47:29 AM
^^ Man. That guy must have been lawfully bored.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

bayonetbrant

#3257
November 27, 2013, 08:58:30 AM
yes, but he's got lawts of jokes
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#3258
November 27, 2013, 09:01:10 AM
Lawdy, lawdy, lawdy, you guys are bad with the puns.

bayonetbrant

#3259
November 27, 2013, 09:11:05 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#3260
November 27, 2013, 09:20:39 AM

bayonetbrant

#3261
November 27, 2013, 10:53:02 AM
rare photo of Mirth at the office

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#3262
November 27, 2013, 11:05:59 AM
^Ha!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#3263
November 27, 2013, 11:31:18 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#3264
November 27, 2013, 11:42:51 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#3265
November 27, 2013, 12:09:46 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#3266
November 27, 2013, 12:20:40 PM
Gay cow?
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

undercovergeek

#3267
November 27, 2013, 12:29:38 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on November 27, 2013, 12:20:40 PM
Gay cow?

wouldnt that be lesbian cow?

gay bull/lesbian cow - who the hell knows

Windigo

#3268
November 27, 2013, 01:22:44 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on November 27, 2013, 12:20:40 PM
Gay cow?

Biggs... you're losing cred here (not really but I need the serious tone) .... hang around a dairy/cattle farm for more than an hour and you'll see this sort of thing happening

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#3269
November 27, 2013, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Windigo on November 27, 2013, 01:22:44 PM
hang around a dairy/cattle farm for more than an hour and you'll see this sort of thing happening

I believe Mirth calls that 'Happy Hour' or 'Friday night'.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 216 217 218 219 220 ... 1056
User actions