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Dolan50

#3450
December 07, 2013, 02:12:32 PM Last Edit: December 07, 2013, 02:38:22 PM by Dolan50
Above pic didn't seem to want to post!
Current weather in Tampa Fl.

Clear and sunny 80 degrees.
I tried to post the properties of the image at the top of this page in that post.
https://www.google.com/search?output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=tampa+weather&btnK=

A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

GDS_Starfury

#3451
December 07, 2013, 02:15:17 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Dolan50

#3452
December 07, 2013, 02:19:58 PM
I'm surprised Santa doesn't have a tattoo of a Christmas tree on his ass also LOL.
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

LongBlade

#3453
December 07, 2013, 05:49:47 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on December 07, 2013, 01:45:46 PM
This was the temp last night before it got too cold. Check out the wind chill. Real funny God, don't quit your day job.

Speak English, man!

That's -29 degrees to the world that matters.

Quit complaining. If God had wanted you to be warm you would have been born in Florida. If he'd been really good to you, Texas.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#3454
December 07, 2013, 06:05:31 PM
ummm, Texas is actually freezing its ass off right now.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#3455
December 07, 2013, 07:38:55 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 06:05:31 PM
ummm, Texas is actually freezing its ass off right now.

It ain't -29, Bubba.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#3456
December 07, 2013, 07:44:41 PM
the hell if I care, its 77 where I sit right now.   ;D
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#3457
December 07, 2013, 07:48:06 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#3458
December 07, 2013, 08:08:28 PM
As always...
... it's the thought that counts.



And that pic reminds me of the film 'Repo Man'.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Dolan50

#3459
December 07, 2013, 08:28:45 PM
Repo Man was one of my all time favorite movies.
I just watched that last month again for the hundredth time.
That movie never gets old for me.
Classic 80s flick.
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

bayonetbrant

#3460
December 07, 2013, 08:38:14 PM
Repo Man is also an awesome song by Ray Lamontagne


The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#3461
December 07, 2013, 09:35:35 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Dolan50

#3462
December 07, 2013, 10:13:40 PM
^^
She'll also give you sex and beer too! :)
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

GDS_Starfury

#3463
December 07, 2013, 10:18:34 PM
hmmm

with the women I know, if they pull a knife Im either running or pulling a gun.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Dolan50

#3464
December 07, 2013, 10:23:14 PM
I don't even want to know what she would plan on using as meat for that sandwich either.

Reminds of the joke-
What's worse then finding gristle in your hamburger.

A vein in your hotdog.
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".
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