More Pix For A Laugh

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Tpek

#3465
December 08, 2013, 11:21:52 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 10:18:34 PM
hmmm

with the women I know, if they pull a knife Im either running or pulling a gun.

And when she pulls out her car keys? :D

GDS_Starfury

#3466
December 08, 2013, 11:28:37 AM
I have my home owners and car insurance on speed dial.   ;D
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#3467
December 09, 2013, 06:51:35 AM
funny to me, not so much to most of you:

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#3468
December 09, 2013, 07:02:33 AM
It's funny because it's true.  Although, that dude should be carefull not to fall off that ladder.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#3469
December 09, 2013, 07:03:31 AM
Umm...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

JasonPratt

#3470
December 09, 2013, 09:09:36 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 09, 2013, 07:02:33 AM
It's funny because it's true.  Although, that dude should be carefull not to fall off that ladder.

I saw what you did there. :)
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mirth

#3471
December 09, 2013, 11:15:03 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3472
December 09, 2013, 11:15:26 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#3473
December 09, 2013, 12:40:38 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 09, 2013, 11:15:26 AM


At least those of my classmates who aren't in prison  ;D

Windigo

#3474
December 09, 2013, 01:34:55 PM
true terror is waking up and realizing because of the passage of time, that the hot highschool babe with the 'bestest' playground boobs ever .... now closely resembles a zombie dairy cow
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

W8taminute

#3475
December 09, 2013, 01:50:58 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 09, 2013, 11:15:03 AM


That's right!  Women are not equipped to play games like battleship so just do the bishes ditch!  :D



Just don't tell my wife I said that.   ;D
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

GDS_Starfury

#3476
December 09, 2013, 02:33:36 PM
and I found Mirths Christmas present!

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#3477
December 09, 2013, 03:27:34 PM
^You're the perfect person to give me such a gift.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#3478
December 09, 2013, 03:29:36 PM
indeed.  ;D
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Tpek

#3479
December 09, 2013, 03:37:16 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 09, 2013, 11:15:26 AM


Nah, they'd still do much better than the current government we've got.
Hell, letting ACTUAL high school students run the country will yield better results... :P  :-\
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