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mirth

#3765
December 27, 2013, 11:02:54 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 27, 2013, 10:47:17 AM
it is a great google search though.

oh hell yeah it is
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#3766
December 27, 2013, 03:30:43 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on December 26, 2013, 05:33:37 PM


Quote from: Martok on December 26, 2013, 02:38:22 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on December 26, 2013, 11:16:31 AM
Quote from: Martok on December 26, 2013, 04:14:38 AM
Steelie, you know perfectly well -- almost certainly even better than I do -- that *every* woman is a learning experience (MILF or not).  :P 

I think you might want to take a closer look at that pic so that you never make the same mistake  ;D

Here's a clue.....the "MILF" is closely associated with Aerosmith, and I don't mean as a groupie   :o

Oh gods...

LMAO!!! No worries, your friends here would never let you take "her" home...although we would take pics right up until closing time  8)
I am never going to be able to look at Seven Tyler the same way again.  :-\ 


(Also, note to self:  Do not ever, ever, EVER pick up women who even remotely look like Steven Tyler...) 





Quote from: mirth on December 27, 2013, 09:18:04 AM

LOL!  Yeah, that one's pretty good.  :D 




Quote from: LongBlade on December 27, 2013, 10:17:52 AM
This one isn't really funny, but made me smile:


I agree!  Thanks for posting it LB. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#3767
December 27, 2013, 04:09:55 PM
Quote from: Martok on December 27, 2013, 03:30:43 PM
I am never going to be able to look at Seven Tyler the same way again.  :-\   

think how I feel.   ???
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#3768
December 27, 2013, 04:12:57 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 27, 2013, 04:09:55 PM
Quote from: Martok on December 27, 2013, 03:30:43 PM
I am never going to be able to look at Seven Tyler the same way again.  :-\   

think how I feel.   ???

along these lines?

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Marty Ward

#3769
December 27, 2013, 04:15:18 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on December 25, 2013, 05:43:50 PM


Found a pic of a much younger Star and his first MILF! Hopefully he's learned from the experience  8)

Damn that Dude looks like a lady!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

GDS_Starfury

#3770
December 27, 2013, 04:16:24 PM
^^^ HA!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#3771
December 29, 2013, 03:55:29 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 27, 2013, 04:09:55 PM
Quote from: Martok on December 27, 2013, 03:30:43 PM
I am never going to be able to look at Seven Tyler the same way again.  :-\   

think how I feel.   ???
As long as you didn't actually take him home (however unwittingly)... 




Quote from: Marty Ward on December 27, 2013, 04:15:18 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on December 25, 2013, 05:43:50 PM


Found a pic of a much younger Star and his first MILF! Hopefully he's learned from the experience  8)

Damn that Dude looks like a lady!
<chuckle> 

Well played, sir.  Well played.  :D 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#3772
December 30, 2013, 06:27:31 AM Last Edit: March 31, 2014, 11:12:45 AM by bayonetbrant
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#3773
December 30, 2013, 09:35:07 AM
So now Star has his own line of Fireworks.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3774
December 30, 2013, 10:55:13 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3775
December 30, 2013, 11:00:03 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#3776
December 30, 2013, 11:01:25 AM
Quote from: mirth on December 30, 2013, 11:00:03 AM


what a dumbass!

flag up = fish on
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Centurion40

#3777
December 30, 2013, 11:24:06 AM
Come on now, he's trying to figure out how to get the fish and not spill his beer!  Geeze.

Or maybe he's hoping that the fish will tow him south.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

#3778
December 30, 2013, 11:25:31 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on December 30, 2013, 11:24:06 AM
Come on now, he's trying to figure out how to get the fish and not spill his beer!  Geeze.

Or maybe he's hoping that the fish will tow him south.

that story would be more believable if there were a lot of empties strewn about
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#3779
December 30, 2013, 11:50:31 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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