More Pix For A Laugh

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GDS_Starfury

#3780
December 30, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
it should read Good news for congress.  ::)

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Bison

#3781
December 30, 2013, 06:42:29 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 30, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
it should read Good news for congress.  ::)



Well the true blessing for squids is they haven't sought to illegalize self defense, which you know helps with the whole surviving thingy.

Staggerwing

#3782
December 30, 2013, 06:46:22 PM
Squids? I thought we were talking about jellyfish...  ???
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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bayonetbrant

#3783
December 31, 2013, 12:02:29 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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bayonetbrant

#3784
December 31, 2013, 12:02:59 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#3785
December 31, 2013, 01:31:38 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 31, 2013, 12:02:29 AM


LOL, pretty much sums up life the universe and everything...  "true story"
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Martok

#3786
December 31, 2013, 06:21:52 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 31, 2013, 12:02:29 AM

Ha!  Only too true. 




Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 31, 2013, 12:02:59 AM

<cackle>

It almost looks Photoshopped, but I'm hoping it's not. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

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GDS_Starfury

#3787
December 31, 2013, 11:24:42 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#3788
January 01, 2014, 03:32:54 PM
one for the musicians

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#3789
January 02, 2014, 10:09:04 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#3790
January 02, 2014, 10:12:00 AM

Bison

#3791
January 02, 2014, 10:12:31 AM

Bison

#3792
January 02, 2014, 10:16:26 AM

besilarius

#3793
January 02, 2014, 07:02:08 PM
Good old Ike.  Happy Birthday.
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Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

W8taminute

#3794
January 02, 2014, 08:17:37 PM
I really like your siggie besilarius and I concur with it.
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