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BanzaiCat

#3855
January 06, 2014, 08:26:22 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 06, 2014, 06:59:00 AM


Been seeing these for the last few years now. I wonder what they'll be posting once this doesn't come to pass.

bayonetbrant

#3856
January 06, 2014, 09:49:00 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#3857
January 06, 2014, 11:02:04 AM

mirth

#3858
January 06, 2014, 12:14:33 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3859
January 06, 2014, 12:16:13 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#3860
January 06, 2014, 12:42:46 PM
^  Yep, that's about right.  8) 




Quote from: mirth on January 06, 2014, 12:14:33 PM

...And we all lived happily ever after!  The end.  :) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Steelgrave

#3861
January 06, 2014, 01:52:54 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 06, 2014, 12:16:13 PM


I taught both my kids how to drive while living in Alaska.

Those are years of my life I will never get back.....

GDS_Starfury

#3862
January 06, 2014, 02:45:06 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Steelgrave

#3863
January 06, 2014, 02:57:08 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 06, 2014, 02:45:06 PM


Dig it. I had to wear a long sleeved shirt this morning because it was 55. Almost 68 now  8)

bayonetbrant

#3864
January 06, 2014, 02:58:06 PM
like I said, talk to us in August
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave

#3865
January 06, 2014, 03:00:50 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 06, 2014, 02:58:06 PM
like I said, talk to us in August

Air Conditioning is the great equalizer  8)

Tpek

#3866
January 06, 2014, 03:37:43 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 06, 2014, 02:45:06 PM


Classic Russian look.
Sandals/flip-flops with socks :P

GDS_Starfury

#3867
January 06, 2014, 03:38:39 PM
Canadistanians do it down here all the time.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Dolan50

#3868
January 06, 2014, 03:41:03 PM
Tonight outside of Tampa Florida it's suppose to go down to almost freezing 32-36 degrees.
After living in Florida for over 20 years that is about as much cold as I can handle without going into complete hibernation mode.

I was born and raised in Michigan but no longer care for snow and the frozen hell that comes with it.
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Marty Ward

#3869
January 06, 2014, 03:55:41 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on January 06, 2014, 03:00:50 PM
Air Conditioning is the great equalizer  8)

What do you do, hit the gators over the head with them?
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!
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