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Marty Ward

#4230
January 22, 2014, 12:25:20 PM
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

#4231
January 22, 2014, 12:26:02 PM
Ahhh, Happy Hour.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

GDS_Starfury

#4232
January 22, 2014, 02:29:47 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#4233
January 22, 2014, 02:39:02 PM
^ AT-ATs?

GDS_Starfury

#4234
January 22, 2014, 02:40:44 PM
yup
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#4235
January 22, 2014, 03:05:14 PM
 ;D

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#4236
January 22, 2014, 04:18:23 PM
oops
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Martok

#4237
January 22, 2014, 05:36:32 PM
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

BanzaiCat

#4238
January 22, 2014, 05:40:32 PM
But...but...but...in space, nobody can hear you fart!

Mr. Bigglesworth

#4239
January 22, 2014, 07:10:39 PM
What is the velocity of a fart into space?
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

BanzaiCat

#4240
January 22, 2014, 07:33:56 PM
The same velocity as an unladen swallow?

Staggerwing

#4241
January 22, 2014, 07:47:55 PM
European or African?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#4242
January 22, 2014, 07:48:45 PM
Uh...wh...well, I don't know that!

Steelgrave

#4243
January 22, 2014, 08:29:35 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 22, 2014, 05:40:32 PM
But...but...but...in space, nobody can hear you fart!

Worse than that, who the hell wants to be stuck inside of a spacesuit when that happens?   ;D

BanzaiCat

#4244
January 22, 2014, 08:51:34 PM
They have a pretty good ventilation system in those suits and apparently a REALLY good waste system as well. I think it's space diapers.

I used to work with a guy a couple of jobs ago who himself did training materials for NASA. I remember we had a discussion one day and I think it was more me trying to, in a serious tone, ask him how they trained astronauts to use the toilet in their suits. He said there were manuals for that. No matter how I tried to steer the conversation into lunacy, he brought it back on track each time.

He thought "space diapers" was funny, at least.
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