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bayonetbrant

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bob48

That is why there is always a significant gap at the bottom of bog doors, so that one can solicit aid from a passing Samaritan, who will post emergency supplies, often in the form of a newspaper, under the door and thus provide the distressed abortee with relief.
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Staggerwing

Quote from: Marty Ward on January 31, 2014, 08:16:52 AM
I have NEVER been this desperate.


I have actually done that once. It was at a bar and I was on a (second?) date with a girl. Despite the significant discomfort I did not want to risk the 'later on' being affected by a possible hygiene fail.
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Any time is a good time for pie.

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Marty Ward

Quote from: Staggerwing on January 31, 2014, 09:24:43 AM
Quote from: Marty Ward on January 31, 2014, 08:16:52 AM
I have NEVER been this desperate.


I have actually done that once. It was at a bar and I was on a (second?) date with a girl. Despite the significant discomfort I did not want to risk the 'later on' being affected by a possible hygiene fail.

She must have been REALLY hot to do that! :)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

bayonetbrant

LOLOLOLOL at Stevie Wonder
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Marty Ward

Did Stevie put this warning sign out? :)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

undercovergeek

Quote from: Staggerwing on January 31, 2014, 09:24:43 AM
Quote from: Marty Ward on January 31, 2014, 08:16:52 AM
I have NEVER been this desperate.


I have actually done that once. It was at a bar and I was on a (second?) date with a girl. Despite the significant discomfort I did not want to risk the 'later on' being affected by a possible hygiene fail.

i have had to a resort to a sock - quite 'grippy'!!

Marty Ward

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Quote from: undercovergeek on January 31, 2014, 11:36:02 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 31, 2014, 09:24:43 AM
Quote from: Marty Ward on January 31, 2014, 08:16:52 AM
I have NEVER been this desperate.


I have actually done that once. It was at a bar and I was on a (second?) date with a girl. Despite the significant discomfort I did not want to risk the 'later on' being affected by a possible hygiene fail.


i have had to a resort to a sock - quite 'grippy'!!

I'd throw my shorts away before I used the roll! That's why you never go out on a date Commando:)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

mirth

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